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Old 03-22-2005, 10:04 AM
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Talking you know you're Irish when...

(I'm Irish so I can relate to a lot of these! LOL. Enjoy....)

You will never play professional basketball
You swear very well
At least one of your cousins holds political office
You think you sing very well
You have no idea how to make a long story short
You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf
There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone
Much of your food was boiled
You have never hit your head on the ceiling
You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling
You're strangely poetic after a few beers
You're poetic a lot
You will be punched for no good reason...
Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations
Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her
Many of your sisters are named Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary... and one is named Mary Catherine Elizabeth
Someone in your family is incredibly cheap
It is more than likely you
You don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing
You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking
"Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge"
You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency
There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party
You are, or know someone, named "Murph"
If you don't know Murph, then you know a "Mac" or a "Mc"
If you don't know Murph, Mac or Mc, then you know "Sully"
You'll probably also know Sully McMurphy
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Under the bridge downtown
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Under the bridge downtown
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Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:53 PM
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... and you know who the Corrs are, and what an incredibly talented band they are.
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Old 03-22-2005, 07:55 PM
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You pour beer over your cereal.
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:05 PM
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You like Guiness (I do!!!)
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I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all that way:||

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:17 PM
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Old 03-23-2005, 03:35 PM
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Ah... So true!
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Old 03-02-2008, 09:20 PM
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When your beer is greener than your lawn.
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Old 03-02-2008, 09:48 PM
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When your beer is greener than your lawn.
luv2 your avatar? uh hm speak for yourself
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Old 03-02-2008, 09:50 PM
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luv2 your avatar? uh hm speak for yourself


Kel, you couldn't possibly think I condone bad sex!
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Old 03-03-2008, 11:17 AM
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Kel, you couldn't possibly think I condone bad sex!
How does that avatar work if someone is a professional prostitute?
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:47 AM
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How does that avatar work if someone is a professional prostitute?
ROFLMAO
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:09 PM
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How does that avatar work if someone is a professional prostitute?
Funny!!! Although I didn't think prostitutes had cars. Kinda hard to be called a streetwalker when you're drivin'...
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Old 03-04-2008, 01:26 PM
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Funny!!! Although I didn't think prostitutes had cars. Kinda hard to be called a streetwalker when you're drivin'...
It could be a plate on there mobile home.
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Old 03-04-2008, 02:39 PM
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It could be a plate on there mobile home.
Or it could just be hangin' from their neck...


BADA BLING!!!!
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:16 PM
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I can't relate, I'm a Scot. By the way Scots are Mac's, Irish are Mc's. or is it the other way around. That's the Swede part. I'm a mutt.
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