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03-22-2005, 10:04 AM
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you know you're Irish when...
(I'm Irish so I can relate to a lot of these! LOL. Enjoy....)
You will never play professional basketball You swear very well At least one of your cousins holds political office You think you sing very well You have no idea how to make a long story short You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing someone Much of your food was boiled You have never hit your head on the ceiling You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling You're strangely poetic after a few beers You're poetic a lot You will be punched for no good reason... Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her Many of your sisters are named Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary... and one is named Mary Catherine Elizabeth Someone in your family is incredibly cheap It is more than likely you You don't know the words but that doesn't stop you from singing You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start talking "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the fridge" You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last kegger party You are, or know someone, named "Murph" If you don't know Murph, then you know a "Mac" or a "Mc" If you don't know Murph, Mac or Mc, then you know "Sully" You'll probably also know Sully McMurphy
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I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all that way:|| Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away 
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03-23-2005, 03:05 PM
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You like Guiness (I do!!!)
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I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all that way:|| Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away
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03-02-2008, 09:48 PM
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People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.
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03-02-2008, 09:50 PM
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Kel, you couldn't possibly think I condone bad sex!
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Somewhere, somehow, somebody must've kicked you around some. Tell me why you wanna lay there and revel in your abandon...
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03-03-2008, 11:17 AM
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half-a-pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sungla sses....We're on a mission from God!! 
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03-04-2008, 11:47 AM
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Why is it when a man talks dirty to a woman, it is sexual harrasement, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.99 a minute?
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03-04-2008, 01:09 PM
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Somewhere, somehow, somebody must've kicked you around some. Tell me why you wanna lay there and revel in your abandon...
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03-04-2008, 01:26 PM
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.... So Moses looks up to heaven and says to God " Let me get this straight... the Muslims get all the oil and I gotta cut off the tip of my WHAT! "
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03-04-2008, 02:39 PM
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BADA BLING!!!!
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Somewhere, somehow, somebody must've kicked you around some. Tell me why you wanna lay there and revel in your abandon... Last edited by love2sing; 03-06-2008 at 02:20 PM.
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04-15-2008, 03:16 PM
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I can't relate, I'm a Scot. By the way Scots are Mac's, Irish are Mc's. or is it the other way around.
 That's the Swede part. I'm a mutt.
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I've got this curse, I'm turning to bad. The devil's got a hold of my soul, he's driving me mad! 
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