OU812
07-16-2002, 04:18 PM
BY GEORGE CARLIN ................ EVERYONE THINKS THEY HAVE A REALLY GOOD IDEA FOR A RESTAURANT BUT I'VE HEARD SOME TERRIBLE SCHEMES. I EVEN HAD A FEW MYSELF. MY FIRST IDEA WAS ; ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR 60 CENTS. THAT DIDN'T WORK SO I WENT THE OTHER WAY ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR 1500. THAT DIDN'T WORK EATHER. THEN I MADE MY FATAL MISTAKE; ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR FREE . CLOSED AFTER ONE MEAL.