TPJM
08-17-2006, 01:51 PM
Saw this and laughed......then got depressed.
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Batman
c. Spiderman
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Don Juan
b. Don Knotts
c. Donald Trump
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. The Ink Spots
b. James Brown
c. Ray Charles and the Rayettes
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. Jack Dempsey
b. Ezard Charles
c. Sugar Ray Robinson
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. Mr. T
b. P Diddy
c. X-Men
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger
was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. Jack B. Nimble
b. Miss Muffett
c. Mary Q. Contrary
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers
was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Captain Kirk
c. Captain Kangaroo
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Dumbo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Tinker Bell
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Rosie O'Donnell
b. Ellen DeGeneres
c. Mellisa Etheridge
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Buckwheat
b. Alfafa
c. Spanky
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands
of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. Huey, Louie and Dewey
c. Sponge Bob Square Pants
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. General Mills
b. General Electric
c. General Motors
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. George and Gracie
b. Sonny and Cher
c. Luci and Dezi
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Batman
c. Spiderman
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Don Juan
b. Don Knotts
c. Donald Trump
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. The Ink Spots
b. James Brown
c. Ray Charles and the Rayettes
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. Jack Dempsey
b. Ezard Charles
c. Sugar Ray Robinson
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. Mr. T
b. P Diddy
c. X-Men
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger
was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. Jack B. Nimble
b. Miss Muffett
c. Mary Q. Contrary
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers
was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Captain Kirk
c. Captain Kangaroo
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Dumbo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Tinker Bell
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Rosie O'Donnell
b. Ellen DeGeneres
c. Mellisa Etheridge
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Buckwheat
b. Alfafa
c. Spanky
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands
of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. Huey, Louie and Dewey
c. Sponge Bob Square Pants
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. General Mills
b. General Electric
c. General Motors
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. George and Gracie
b. Sonny and Cher
c. Luci and Dezi
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40