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chinarain62
08-16-2006, 10:15 AM
I swear that I couldn't make this shit up if I tried!!


LIMA, Peru (Reuters) - Peru's government warned people to be wary of fake medicine men offering cure-all miracle herb potions on Tuesday, after a bogus brew killed a man hoping to shake off a spell of bad luck.

Alternative medicine is popular throughout the Andean nation, where newspapers are full of colorful ads from self-proclaimed "shamans" offering to improve anything from customers' luck to their ability to attract a mate.

The poisoning death of a man this week who hired a curer to improve his family's bad luck led the government to warn people away from clandestine or street-corner practices, warning the potions used could kill or cause long-term illness.

"Avoid consuming brews made with herbs of questionable origin or hallucinogenic plants prepared by so-called Shamans," the country's Health Ministry said in a statement.

The ministry said that genuine Shamans from the country's north sometimes consumed natural hallucinogens such as the San Pedro cactus in their rituals, but did not administer them to patients.

SHOELUVRSIS
08-16-2006, 10:44 AM
gina! you always find the craziest stories! but i like 'em! :D

78 zebra man
08-16-2006, 12:09 PM
what a bucket head ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :confused:

chinarain62
08-17-2006, 10:19 AM
gina! you always find the craziest stories! but i like 'em! :D


I actually get them everyday thru Google. Some weird ass shit that's all I can say!

mark
08-17-2006, 11:21 AM
This is the 21st century people. Wake up! Stop looking for a fountain of youth and such. These things don't exist for godsake!

Gotta have Barley, Malt and hopps to be a real brew anyway!

shoeluvr
08-17-2006, 09:50 PM
but all thiose herbs thats where moder medicine comes from anyway? if it was fountain of youth i probally would have tried it !

SHOELUVRSIS
08-17-2006, 10:14 PM
This is the 21st century people. Wake up! Stop looking for a fountain of youth and such. These things don't exist for godsake!

Gotta have Barley, Malt and hopps to be a real brew anyway!

totally agree! except for maybe weightlifting,
ive seen xrays of 80 yr olds that exercise and of those that dont
you would not believe the difference in muscle mass and bone density,
its amazing and the closest you'll get to a "fountain of youth".

shoeluvr
08-17-2006, 11:43 PM
i saw jack la lanne on tony danza the other day, 91 looks great