Your Moma So Fat

[OU812]

THIS IS A YO MOMA SO FAT THREAD . TELL YOUR BEST MOMA FAT JOKE

[OU812]

YO MOMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN I GOT ON TOP OF HER FOR SEX I BURNT MY ASS ON THE LIGHT BULB

[J.B.]

What's next...Knock, knock jokes?!

[OU812]

no but since this is the not zebra chat i figure why not add some jokes

[mark]

My favorites:

Your Momma so fat, That when she came off the surf, Green Peace dragged her ass back in!

Another one of My favorites:
Your Mommas arm pitts are so hairy, It looks like she got Don King in a head lock!

[mark]

Yo Mama is so dumb!

She thought a Quarterback was a rebate!

[OU812]

Your momma so thin that she had to pass the light twice to make a shadow.

[EVHFV]

Yo momma's so fat....when she dances...she makes the band skip!!!!

[OU812]

EDDIE call dave .

[zebrachikodoom]

hey erica we got to get some good one's from mr.swan and mr.z chik

[OU812]

your momma so fat that i had to throw flower on her to find the wet spot

[zebrachikodoom]

i've heard that one before

[EVHFV]

Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change!!!

[swan]

Yo mama so fat... after sex I roll over & Iam still on the bitch!

Your going down, down like your mom for a nickel! (thats my favorite)

[OU812]

swan thats a good one now get your ass to 1000

[rob]

i don't know any

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob
i don't know any


Me Neither - I feel so vulnerable!

[NY DREAMER]

One of my fav's are:

Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!!:D


Sorry had to join in! :)

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by NY DREAMER
One of my fav's are:

Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!!:D


Sorry had to join in! :)

LMAO!

[mark]

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop.

[Yellow67]

yo moms like a xmas tree- everyone gets to put their balls on her.

yo mamas so fat she gets her toenails painted at earl scheib!

yo moms house is so small, i walked in the front door & tripped over the back gate!

[Yellow67]

when yo mom wears a red dress outside, all the kids come running, screaming "kool aid!"

yo moms so greasy, when she gets in the car- the oil light comes on!

yo moms so poor, when i went to her house the cat tripped me up & the ****roach stole my wallet!

[silver75]

your mama's so fat her belt size is the equator

this is zebrachikodoom's boyfriend now silver75

[silver75]

your mama's like a racecar she burns 4 rubbers a day

[silver75]

your mama's like a t.v. set a 2 year old can turn her on

[swan]

WOW!!! After all the pleading, ya finally joined the board! Welcome hun ;) (Iam talking to silver75, not yellow67-he is a manwhore!) :p

[zebrachikodoom]

he's off now too

[zebrachikodoom]

yeah we got them drunk tonight and took advantage and got them to join the message board

[swan]

Zchick- they took all our jokes! ;)

[zebrachikodoom]

yeah what the hell man

[zebrachikodoom]

this is a great thread

[zebrachikodoom]

your moms so fat people jog around her for exercise

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom is so dumb when she fell out of the window she fell up

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat when she steps on a scale , it read "one at a time, please"

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a volkswagen

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes, new york, la, chicago

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she has to use to vcr as a beeper

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat when i tried to swerve around her i rand out of gas

[chinarain62]

Damn Z-chik...........

[rob]

Originally posted by chinarain62
Damn Z-chik...........
it sounds like she wrote the book on those.

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob

it sounds like she wrote the book on those.


Or that she plagerized a book that does!

[ROSS MAN]

Your mom is so fat i have to spray pam on the bitch to get her out the car.

[zebrachikodoom]

Originally posted by chinarain62



Or that she plagerized a book that does!

[swan]

Originally posted by zebrachikodoom
your mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it

I think that is my new fav mom joke!

[NY DREAMER]

I heard another one today.
Your momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter!! :D



And to our health we drank a thousand times its time to ramble on....

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat she's got amtrk written on her leg

[zebrachikodoom]

your moms fat she stands in two time zones

[zebrachikodoom]

your moms so fat the use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

[zebrachikodoom]

here i go again

[zebrachikodoom]

your moms so fat when she backs up she beeps

[zebrachikodoom]

you moms so fat she hoola hooped the super bowl

[zebrachikodoom]

your moms so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital scretch marks

[zebrachikodoom]

your mom's so fat the local resturant says max oppupancy is 45 people or your mom

[zebrachikodoom]

and thoughs are my daily seven

[OU812]

Your momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Your momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Your momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Your momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Your momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Your momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Your momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

Your momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Your momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Your momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Your momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Your momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Your momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Your momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

Your momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

Your momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Your momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Your momma's so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Your momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Your momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Your momma's so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Your momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Your momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Your momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Your momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Your momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Your momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Your momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Your momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Your momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Your momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Your momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Your momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Your momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!

Your momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.

Your momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

[zebrachikodoom]

oh man timmy

[zebrachikodoom]

you beat me your the king of the mom jokes and i'm the queen of the mom jokes

[swan]

Sounds like some of us have been hanging out on yomom.com

[silver75]

yup

[rob]

Originally posted by swan
Sounds like some of us have been hanging out on yomom.com
YOUR RIGHT,THEY GOT IT DOWN TO A FINE ART.

[chinarain62]

Your momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard



OMG - LMAO!

[rob]

Originally posted by chinarain62
Your momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard



OMG - LMAO! not bad, considering the competion. did i spell that right?

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob
not bad, considering the competion. did i spell that right?

I'm not following you Rob.....I'm having a blonde moment and I'm not even blonde!

[OU812]

YOUR A 4 NON BLOUND

[rob]

Originally posted by chinarain62


I'm not following you Rob.....I'm having a blonde moment and I'm not even blonde!
NOT A BAD JOKE. YOU WERE UP AGAINST SOME FAT JOKE EXPERTS.THEY ALMOST WROTE THE BOOK. LOOKS LIKE TIMAH DID.

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob

NOT A BAD JOKE. YOU WERE UP AGAINST SOME FAT JOKE EXPERTS.THEY ALMOST WROTE THE BOOK. LOOKS LIKE TIMAH DID.



Is there ANYTHING that Timmy isn't good at????:p

[mark]

Yo mama is so nasty, her armpitts look like she's got Don King in a headlock.

You momma is so fat, that when she came out of the water onto the beach, green peace dragged her ass back in.

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by mark
You momma is so fat, that when she came out of the water onto the beach, green peace dragged her ass back in. [/B]


LMAO!:D

[swan]

Competition- and thats from a blonde! ;)

[OU812]

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac.

[joelzboy]

your mother is so fat she doesnt have ankles or kalfs she has

Kankels

Your mother is so ugly when she took you to the zoo they thanked you for returnig her

your mother is so old she remembers when the dead sea was still sick


your mother is so old she was the waitress at the last supper

your mother is so old when god said let their be light she hit the switch

your mother is so fat when she walks down one side of
the street there is no other side

your mother is so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants give her peanuts

your mother is so fat she tripped over KMART bounced over WALMART and landed on TARGET

your mother is so fat she wears cars on her feet for roller skates

your mother is so fat she thinks gravy is a beverage

your mother is so fat her blood type is gravy

your mother is so fat her tatoo says SWANSON

your mother is so fat she doesnt have a belly button she has a BELLY HOLE

your mother is so fat she hasnt seen her feet since 1975

your mother is so fat when she wears a belly shirt it says "danger keep back 1000 Feet"

[Wakddood]

yo mom is so fat that when she jumped she broke the Richter scale

[EVHFV]

You momma so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip!!!!