Ah, this should certainly put him in the mood...

[chinarain62]

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday.

When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added.

"The police officials did not feel able to resolve the dispute, let alone issue any kind of official order," Kemen said.

"And because no crime or infringement could be identified, all they could do was file a report in case intervention might be required at a later date," he added.

[shoeluvr]

ha ha, i love it. in NY to get a divorce someone has to be at fault. of course my ex wouldn't give me a divorce based on him being an abusive imbisill, so the lawyers came up with "constructive abandoment"...meaning he withheld sex from me, so thats the official reason for my divorce! ah ha!

[JUKEBOX HERO]

ha ha, i love it. in NY to get a divorce someone has to be at fault. of course my ex wouldn't give me a divorce based on him being an abusive imbisill, so the lawyers came up with "constructive abandoment"...meaning he withheld sex from me, so thats the official reason for my divorce! ah ha!
had the same defense

[GreggFromJoisey]

I got my no fault divorce in NJ. Takes 18 months here.

[mark]

I never divorced. But then I didn't marry until I was 42.

But did have a failed engagement.

[love2sing]

Funny, my soon to be ex-husband is using the same grounds for divorce. And he was so apologetic when he told me that, because he knew that would never be a valid reason to divorce me. I was the one who wanted the divorce, but he went to the lawyer first, so they have to come up with something. So sexual abandonment it is.

[mark]

Sexual Abandonment = Have fingers will roam

[shoeluvr]

you guys are too much!

[SHOELUVRSIS]

why does one need a lawyer for a divorce if say your parting mutually?

[mark]

Because someone needs to get dibs on part of your assets other then the parting couple! :mad:



why does one need a lawyer for a divorce if say your parting mutually?

[SHOELUVRSIS]

come on! dont you just need some shlep to submit papers for you?
i mean you cant go do it yourself(with your soon to be ex) ?

[Doorman]

Mine was "blatant adultery" and addiction.....to "soccer moms"!

[love2sing]

Mine was "blatant adultery" and addiction.....to "soccer moms"!
One out of two ain't bad!!! :eek:

[mark]

Probably could if the entire thing was amicable and division of assest was agreed on. Which isn't too ofeten, Especially if kids are involved. Then there's the entire custody thing and child support.
What if you make $20K a year and your soon to be ex, $400K a year? Your use to a certain style of living? Too many mitigating factors to weigh.

My brother got divorced. Of course his ex really pushed the papers fast after learning she was getting a $200K inheritance. Gotta get the divorce before the $. She had a nursing degree and could easily make good money. But chose to stay home and drive a school bus parttime. Was that fair to my brother? Especially since she cheated on him with a pharmacist? Well she sat at home not doing nothing, collected over $1200 a month from him for child support, MOved into this mansion with her pharmacist friend. She got hers! 5 years later she spent all the inheritance cash, her pharmacist friend split to California, Kids old enough no longer requiring child support. Ends up renting an apartment. Meanwhile my brother then puts up the kids and pays foir their car and college etc.

Basically your not careful anmd do things within legal boundaries, you can get f..ked!



come on! dont you just need some shlep to submit papers for you?
i mean you cant go do it yourself(with your soon to be ex) ?

[GreggFromJoisey]

We were able to go thru a mediator for our divorce. No fault. Lets just get it over with, it ain't working

[mark]

Either way you needed someone legal, neutral and fair. Otherwise the ex could just pick up the kids, split and you never see them again.

[Doorman]

We were able to go thru a mediator for our divorce. No fault. Lets just get it over with, it ain't working
I could go for THAT TYPE of "No Fault" insurance...There's a concept!

[love2sing]

We were able to go thru a mediator for our divorce. No fault. Lets just get it over with, it ain't working
My husband retained a lawyer, I did not. Right now I have paperwork that my soon to be gave me about 2 months ago, and I haven't had the time to read it. Supposedly it states that we want the marriage dissolved and neither of us wants each othes pensions, so on and so forth. His lawyer suggests I take it to my own lawyer, which I have not retained. I'd just as soon sign these papers and let his lawyer file them. He and I never owned anything together and our situation is pretty cut and dry. I know for others it is much more complicated. My ex's first marriage of 14 years cost him about $20,000, as his wife fought over everything. 42 page divorce agreement is pretty sad if you ask me.

[mark]

$20,000 isn't much when theres hundreds of thousands of retirnment funds and such stocked away. Then there's house equity. Child Support. Custody.

Like you can say we threw away $1200 on inspections before we bought our new place. The inspection was for another place that had lots of issues so we backed out. I personally think the ***** selling the place knew some of the issues but was hoping they'd just be overlooked. Filled leach field in septic system. Underground opil tank that had leaks right near the pool. Shared wells. May have lost $1200 but thats nothing compared to what it really would of cost if we bought the place.

Not saying fight over stuff. Just saying protect yourself. Cover your own ass.

[love2sing]

It is illegal for New Yorkers to dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences unless they both agree to it!

:confused: confused here!!

[GreggFromJoisey]

You know, I'm gonna put in my 2 cents here...This board is very good in that, a lot of us have problems, we admit it, we talk about it, and there's lots of great people here! Thanks everyone for sharing!

[SHOELUVRSIS]

and how long did that take?

[SHOELUVRSIS]

It is illegal for New Yorkers to dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences unless they both agree to it!




l2 the hair is looking GREAT!
could you take the pic w/ a darker backround to see it better?
i was going to come by when lynn was doing it but ended up
taking some ot :(

[SHOELUVRSIS]

every ending marriage has different situations,
so i guess that would determine needs for lawyers and mark i think
you said CYA which is wise advice.
i can tell you i dont care how much my husband makes i want what i
put into the marriage and nothing more - (even if he is a multimillionaire and cheats on me b/c i would never just not work, and mooch off of someone, i
have too much pride and self worth) - now if i was home raising our
kid(s) - lawyer time! b/c thats a non-paying job!

[shoeluvr]

It is illegal for New Yorkers to dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences unless they both agree to it!

:confused: confused here!!
I LOVE the new avitar, witrh the shout out to me!!!!

[yleekiyote]

l2 the hair is looking GREAT!
could you take the pic w/ a darker backround to see it better?


maybe with some high heels, and a satin blouse with a few buttons opened, while holding on a can of whip creme and a banana............am I missing anything else guys? :D

[78 zebra man]

a pitcher of ICE cold water to pour on that satin blouse, nothing on underneath, some red lip stick on those lips, and some chocolate syrup for ya know, whatever....


Did I miss anything else ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :eek:

[love2sing]

maybe with some high heels, and a satin blouse with a few buttons opened, while holding on a can of whip creme and a banana............am I missing anything else guys? :D

Careful now, I could actually do that for ya! Did I mention I am 6' in heels?

And I love bananas and whipped cream! I make a banana cream pie that is to die for!

[yleekiyote]

Careful now, I could actually do that for ya! Did I mention I am 6' in heels?

And I love bananas and whipped cream! I make a banana cream pie that is to die for!


.......Pie..........huh huh uh huh huh.

[78 zebra man]

did she say "Pie to DIE FOR"????? :D