Creative censoring (OURSOOO would be proud!)

[GreggFromJoisey]

I'm sure our board member OURSOOOOO will be proud of this thread. He works at a newspaper, censoring "objectionable" materials before the paper "goes to press" but....
On local radio yesterday I heard A.I.C. "Man in the box", I liked the way they censored, instead of muddling the "bad" words it went like this

I'm the man in the box, buried in my SPIT
and
I'm the dog who gets beat, shove my nose in IT

very creative! Better than what's done to the Who's "Who are you" :D

[mark]

Simma down Oursoo! Guess that BuckCHerry song just happened to get by him eh?

[GreggFromJoisey]

LOL!!! the one that says I love the c*caine???

[mark]

No, this one they play on 105.5 often. Sexual innuendos no matter how much Oursoo chops upo this tune.


Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Alright
Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
and now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud getting ****ing laid
You wanted me to stay
but I got to make my way

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you **** so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat)

Take it all the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full
you're so fine it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you **** so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat)

Get the video
**** you so good
Get the video
**** you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy
Bitch

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you **** so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you **** so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you **** me

Chorus
Hey you're a crazy bitch
but you **** so good I'm on top of it
When I dream I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat)

You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you **** me

[GuitarPLYR]

He may be talking about their song "Crazy Bitch"

You're a crazy bitch
But you **** so good, I'm on top of it


The Who ALWAYS gets past the censors down here. "Tell me, who the **** are you!" :D

[mark]

I forsee a pink slip in Oursoo's horizon

[GuitarPLYR]

I forsee a pink slip in Oursoo's horizon


You beat me to the punch!!!!