View Full Version : Keith Richards falls out of Palm tree
GuitarPLYR
05-01-2006, 04:35 PM
Are you F'n kidding me!!!!! :D
Click Here For Story (http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=222266>1=7702)
chinarain62
05-01-2006, 09:14 PM
THAT was the funniest story I ever read! I mean I feel badfor the guy - but a palm tree?!
ronbo11
05-01-2006, 09:40 PM
Luckily for Keith, he had been self-medicating himself for years for just such an emergency.
love2sing
05-02-2006, 06:47 AM
I just hope he didn't hurt his "coconuts"!! :eek:
shoeluvr
05-02-2006, 06:50 AM
Luckily for Keith, he had been self-medicating himself for years for just such an emergency.
its true, he probally didn't feel a thing!
zebrarette
05-02-2006, 08:44 AM
Like a friend of mine put it "What was a 60something year old man climbing a coconut tree for? Doesn't he have enough money to hire someone to climb that tree for him?" :p
GuitarPLYR
05-02-2006, 08:55 AM
"What was a 60something year old man climbing a coconut tree for?" :p
That was my first reaction to the story! WTF?????????
SHOELUVRSIS
05-02-2006, 09:02 AM
Like a friend of mine put it "What was a 60something year old man climbing a coconut tree for? Doesn't he have enough money to hire someone to climb that tree for him?" :p
true enough but boys will be boys - ive got this oak tree on
my property and my husband (not yet 60 but still!)
has said more than once - this is a great tree for climbing!
whatwhatwhat?
SHOELUVRSIS
05-02-2006, 09:03 AM
i am 1/2 his age and kinda respect the fact that he's still climbing trees,
i'm jealous! :eek:
Doorman
05-02-2006, 12:03 PM
When in Fiji....
62, 10AM, 7 *****drivers later......
then he rode a jetski and had a mishap...
any dain bramage??
love2sing
05-02-2006, 12:32 PM
When in Fiji....
62, 10AM, 7 *****drivers later......
then he rode a jetski and had a mishap...
any dain bramage??
Yes, but you know that occurred before the palm tree incident!
Like a Rolling Stone...
NY DREAMER
05-02-2006, 01:07 PM
That is to funny!!! That man has an angel on his shoulder for sure!! :p
GreggFromJoisey
05-02-2006, 01:58 PM
The article forgot to mention it was a methadone tree!
i am 1/2 his age and kinda respect the fact that he's still climbing trees,
i'm jealous! :eek:
SHOELUVRSIS
05-02-2006, 07:54 PM
That is to funny!!! That man has an angel on his shoulder for sure!! :p
aint it the truth!
love2sing
05-02-2006, 09:05 PM
That is to funny!!! That man has an angel on his shoulder for sure!! :p
Hmmm, is that what it's called now? I thought it was still a monkey on his back!
GreggFromJoisey
05-02-2006, 09:15 PM
Monkey, reaching for the methadone coconut, falls out of tree.
Ah, still we luv ya Keith!!!
macca
05-03-2006, 12:08 AM
When I first heard the story on CNN(it scrolled across the crawler) I thought.....what in the hell was he on to climb a damn palm tree? Maybe he got ahold of some of the stuff in "Wildwood Weed"...... :D
As the story goes
A witness said after he hit the ground he was "a little incoherent".
They said "Hey Keith, your too old to climb trees"
They recall hearing him say "Im a Monkey!"
LessPaull
05-03-2006, 09:47 PM
Just Another Country That Kieth Won't Be Allowed In Anymore !!! He'll Probably Will Have To Do Community Service For Something Stupid....AGAIN !!! You Go KIETH !!! Please Don't Change "THE ROLLING STONES" to "THE BROKEN BONES" !!
GreggFromJoisey
05-03-2006, 10:04 PM
then he said "all my friends are junkies" LOL
As the story goes
A witness said after he hit the ground he was "a little incoherent".
They said "Hey Keith, your too old to climb trees"
They recall hearing him say "Im a Monkey!"
HMMMMMMM! JUNKIE MONKEY! SOUNDS LIKE A NEW KIND OF BEN AND JERRYS. STEROID LACED ICE CREAM. :rolleyes:
then he said "all my friends are junkies" LOL
SHOELUVRSIS
05-04-2006, 10:23 AM
As the story goes
A witness said after he hit the ground he was "a little incoherent".
They said "Hey Keith, your too old to climb trees"
They recall hearing him say "Im a Monkey!"
AHHH-HAAAA
NY DREAMER
05-04-2006, 10:50 AM
I heard this morning he had surgery to releave the pressure on his brain! Sounds like it is a little serious now huh?!
He still has a brain after all those drugs he took when he was younger? :confused:
love2sing
05-06-2006, 08:39 PM
I hope they lower the palm trees next time he comes to visit!!
SHOELUVRSIS
05-09-2006, 01:04 AM
apparently Keith needed brain surgery due to a blood clot
that developed from the fall - stones tour is on hold for a few weeks,
although i've never heard of anyone having brain surgery and being ready to TOUR in a few weeks - but if anyone will pull that off it will be
Keith - fans dont be surprised if the rest of the tour is can'd! :(
love2sing
05-09-2006, 06:37 AM
You'd be surprised how fast someone recovers from brain surgery, (speaking from experience). Then again, it's Keith. I heard Mick is pissed over this!!! I guess he was hoping to squirrel away just a little more into his IRA, before singing his swan song!
SHOELUVRSIS
05-26-2006, 10:53 PM
i saw a picture of keith today - they said the news played it
up to be more serious than it was - ok were going to drill through your
skull but its not that bad! :eek:
anyway the picture of him was horrible - he looked like a man in his 70's at best! than i proceeded to read he's like 62 or something. damn
has he ever written a book?
rnnurse89
05-26-2006, 11:32 PM
i seriously doubt he's ever READ a book!!!!! :D
SHOELUVRSIS
05-26-2006, 11:45 PM
ahhh-haaaa :D
love2sing
05-27-2006, 09:14 AM
i saw a picture of keith today - they said the news played it
up to be more serious than it was - ok were going to drill through your
skull but its not that bad! :eek:
anyway the picture of him was horrible - he looked like a man in his 70's at best! than i proceeded to read he's like 62 or something. damn
has he ever written a book?
That fall must have done him some good. I thought he looked like a man in his 80's!
SHOELUVRSIS
05-27-2006, 09:37 PM
100% agreed - hence at best 70's! :eek:
love2sing
05-27-2006, 09:49 PM
He brings new meaning to the word "ugly"
SHOELUVRSIS
05-28-2006, 10:31 AM
.. :( ..
78 zebra man
05-28-2006, 11:52 AM
He brings new meaning to the word "ugly"
BUTT-UGLY!!!!!!!!
love2sing
05-28-2006, 02:25 PM
BUTT-UGLY!!!!!!!!
I was thinking more like F-UGLY!!!!
macca
05-29-2006, 02:35 AM
Keith would definitely be on my poster(along with a few others) to warn people(or scare them!) about the consequences of using drugs. Ya know.....you do drugs, you'll look like him/them! :eek:
SHOELUVRSIS
05-29-2006, 09:51 PM
so true , but i wonder how many people would live
through the drug/alcohol abuse he's given his bod!
macca
05-30-2006, 12:54 AM
Hmmm....lets see: drug and alcohol abuse, blood doping(flushing and replenishing with "new" blood). Maybe there is better life thru chemistry. Keith may as hell be living proof but I sure wouldn't try doing it.
Doorman
05-30-2006, 10:04 AM
I was thinking more like F-UGLY!!!!
Vuh Muh Fugly
love2sing
05-31-2006, 07:46 AM
Vuh Muh Fugly
Thank you Doorman. That's what I really wanted to say, but...well....being the good Christian woman I am, I just couldn't!
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