Thanksgiving Humor

[yleekiyote]

http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou

[mark]

Funny! :D

[ziggy]

cute !!!

[Sue]

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

[love2sing]

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

Hmmm.........I just opened this from an e-mail this morning! I kinda put my own twist (if it could get any more twisted and I believe it can) on it and sent it on it's way~~~~

[zebralover4ever]

http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou

That was cute. I know I heard of a disco duck, never thought I'd see a disco turkey!

[love2sing]

When my son was in kindergarten, (12 years ago) he came home at Thanksgiving time and sang to me the "Albuquerque Turkey" song. He was so adorable singing that song. I try to make him sing it for me every year, but at 17 I think it's not gonna happen now.

Albuquerque is a Turkey
And he's feathered and he's fine
And he wobbles and he gobbles
And he's absolutely mine
He's the best pet you can get yet
Better than a dog or cat
He's my Albuquerque Turkey
And I'm awfully proud of that
Now my Albuquerque Turkey
Is so happy in his bed
'Cause for our Thanksgiving dinner
We'll have pizza pie instead