You Know What Really Burns My A$$???

[puffpattiduke]

Flames about three feet high!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA!!!!!! :D

[mark]

We use to light farts when we were younger.
Though we never burned our asses or got any internal combustion, we did some pretty good flamage.

The things we use to do to amuse ourselves back in the days ! :rolleyes:

[SHOELUVRSIS]

cant say i ever did that - i didnt know it really
worked - but makes sense huh?
the grossest thing i did to amuse myself as a child
(w/my friends) - was we use to eat dog biscuits! :eek:
maybe thats why i have a hairy back....................
soooo joking!!
ahhhhhhh-haaaaaaaaaaaaa
(i know girls that do though!)

[mark]

Methane gas. Believe me it works. I've seen flames reach a foot long. It you ever go into an outhouse, take note of the signs saying not to toss lit cigarette butts in the toilet. You could blow yourself up.
A friend of mine we use to call Baby Bunson.

[puffpattiduke]

Yo!! Farts was not what I had in mind when I started this thread, man! I was actually hoping to hear some good jokes!!! I've had a rough week and could use some laughs. Though, envisioning flames shooting out of peoples ass's is pretty hilarious!!! I've never seen the explosive ass trick first hand, but heard that it does work however. :D

[SHOELUVRSIS]

did you hear about the new pirate movie?

its rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

cheesy but im tryin patti :rolleyes:

[mark]

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

[SHOELUVRSIS]

ahhhh-haaaaaa :p

[JUKEBOX HERO]

Flames about three feet high!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA!!!!!! :D
how bout a midget with a candle!!

[puffpattiduke]

a midget with a candle would be in mighty trouble if he was standing behind Mark!!!!!!!!! :D LOL

[puffpattiduke]

its rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thanks Shoeluvrsis!!! That was a good one!!

Here's another corny oldie but goodie: A horse walks into a bar & the bartender goes, "why the long face?"

[Sneaux Dog]

Thanks Shoeluvrsis!!! That was a good one!!

Here's another corny oldie but goodie: A horse walks into a bar & the bartender goes, "why the long face?"
I thought that one went "John Kerry walks into a bar..."

[mark]

Eating a bunch of jalepenos the evening before then crapping the next morning! :D

[puffpattiduke]

OY VEY !!!! that sounds like a job for preparation - H :eek: