THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK

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THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
"Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use two words:
"Lewinsky" (The Intern), and "'Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same
Limerick. The following winning entries, remember, were printed in
the newspaper.....




***********************Third place:*


*****************There once was a gal named Lewinsky*
*****************Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.*
****************'Twas "Hail to the Chief"*
*****************On this flute made of beef*
*****************That stole the front page from*Kaczynski.




***********************Second place:*


************Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,*
***********"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,*
************Since you made such a mess,*
************Use the hem of your dress*
********* **And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."




***********************And the winning entry:


***********************Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
***********************What Kaczynski must surely have known
***********************That an intern is better
***********************Than a bomb in a letter
***********************When deciding how best to be blown.
*

[RnR TNT]

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