Joe Millionaire (funny, funny)

[MrBungle]

Just to irk my better half, here ya'll go,
here is something to brighten that long hour of Joe Millionaire:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kozer1.html

[mark]

can't view this link???

[mark]

Here's the dirt on all the female contestants.
GOLD DIGGERS! GOLD DIGGERS! GOLD DIGGERS!

Joey always has dirt on him. It accumulates on his brow from all the dust that flies when he plows with his bulldozer.

[chinarain62]

Things that I am sick of.....

Gold Diggers - Go get a F#*@ing job and/or don't quit the one ya already have

And.....stupid, mindless reality TV shows especially to get a date. The "loser" sign couyldn't be flashing any brighter - I gotta wear shades!

:p

[yleekiyote]

Where else but in America can you be ****ered into a TV show and be embarrased for the rest of your life. Look at the contestants who lose first, now that's funny. Or the ones that choke down Horse Intestines and lose on the final match. The producers of these TV shows have struck a new gold, how to humiliate a person and get away with it. All for the love of ratings. I still like my reality TV show, "Beer Factor". Have a bunch of half naked woman doing stunts in lingerie, now that would be entertainment. The guys would provide them with the beer, and do silly stuff to.

Just goes to show, that we would do almost anything for ..........wait a minute, scratch that, we would do anything for money! (Slurp, slurp, slurp, gulp)