One Liners

[OU812]

it used to be cars had cool names back in the day .DART/HAWK/FURY/COUGAR/FIREBIRD/HORNET/MUSTANG/BARRACUDA/ROCKET/ NOW we have names like ELANTRA/ALTIMA/ACURA/LUMINA/SENTRA/COROLLA/MAXIMA/TERCEL...........WHAT THE **** KIND OF LIFELESS ***** NAMES ARE THESE? FURTHER PROOF AMERICA HAS LOST ITS EDGE.

[OU812]

there's an odd feeling you get when someone on the sidewalk MOVES slightly to avoid walking into you. it proves you exist. your mere existence CAUSED them to alter their path. it's a nice feeling. after you die no one has to get out of your way anymore.

[chinarain62]

Thank you Confucious Timmy;)

[zebrachikodoom]

right on timmay!!!! firebird just screams out i'm a bad ass car!!! that's why i used to own one and have the bird tatooed

[MrBungle]

OH!?!? and Gremlin didn't?!!!

[OU812]

I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A 10 BUT ONE NIGHT I HAD SEX WITH 5 TWO'S

[zebragirl]

don't forget about the cool Camaro Z28!

[zebragirl]

what the hell is this topic about anyway, cool cars or one liners?

[zebrachikodoom]

Originally posted by zebragirl
don't forget about the cool Camaro Z28!

z girl i'll show you my classic z28 while you are here

[zebrachikodoom]

and my vette too!!!!!

[zebragirl]

cool zchick! i'll have to send you a pick of BS's Z28, it was an awesome car, we had some fun in that car! i wish he still had it.(i know he does too)

[Sue]

I had a white Z28 with t-tops. Nice car...

[LessPaull]

Nuttin' Like a 73' Lime Green Gremlin ,with a wobbley wheel & it squeaks drivin' by !!....Meanwhile, You Got A 454 under the Hood with a His & Hers... & a Six Pack Carb... & Nitrous to Boot !!
"ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME ??":D

[OU812]

LOOK ASS IM THE MAN . IM SO BAD I SHOULD BE IN????

[LessPaull]

DETENTION !!

[zebragirl]

sue, what year was your Z28? BS's was a '79. no t-tops, though.

[OU812]

I HAD A 1981 IROC BLUE.

[zebragirl]

hmm, looks like everybody had a camaro, wonder if randy, guy or felix had one too?

[Sue]

If I remember correctly, it was an 84 or 86.

[zebrachikodoom]

Originally posted by LessPaull
Nuttin' Like a 73' Lime Green Gremlin ,with a wobbley wheel & it squeaks drivin' by !!....Meanwhile, You Got A 454 under the Hood with a His & Hers... & a Six Pack Carb... & Nitrous to Boot !!
"ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME ??":D

gremlin x huh?

[zebrachikodoom]

now i have a cutlass that will be a racecar eventually

[zebrachikodoom]

Originally posted by OU812
I HAD A 1981 IROC BLUE.

there was no iroc in 81' tmmay

[OU812]

Originally posted by zebrachikodoom


there was no iroc in 81' tmmay IT WAS PAINTED THE IROC BLUE COLOR

[swan]

I had a 77 baby blue chevy malibu. It was a friggen land yacht!

[zebragirl]

i had a cheesy 1982 mustang with no spoiler!!! everyone thought it was a mercury capri!

[Dawnie_Rock]

Originally posted by zebrachikodoom
now i have a cutlass that will be a racecar eventually
:cool:How cool of Z-chik to give us her Cutlass!!!:cool:

[rob]

i've got a 69 stingray, waiting on paint. and every cowboy owns a truck. i've got a 67 shortbed lowrider i can't seem to keep rubber on! they don't make them like they used to.

[MrBungle]

nowadays no one keeps a rubber on:p

[OU812]

NO SHIT MR B YOUR THE NUMBER 1 STUNER

[MrBungle]

Yeeeahhh....put your hands in my pocket, grab onto my rocket

[OU812]

DID KC RE DO THAT SONG .

[MrBungle]

maybe George Michael did...

[OU812]

HE SANG IT IN THE MENS BATHROOM IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS HEMMM HUMMM HUMMM OMMM OMM

[MrBungle]

OMMM...gurgle gurgle cough cough

[OU812]

BRING BACK THE OLD GEORGE MICHAEL WITH THE WIND TESTED HAIR DOO

[MrBungle]

oh, that Andrew was so cute...

[yleekiyote]

Well, since you bring up the topic of "Where are the ladies now", how about the other gorgeous George, hmmm.

[zebragirl]

hey baby,what's your sign?
how's that for a one liner.........

[MrBungle]

my cat box has one liner...

[OU812]

AND SOME SHIT ANS PISS

[swan]

Originally posted by MrBungle
nowadays no one keeps a rubber on:p

F'in sailors! :p

[yleekiyote]

F'in sailors

Those f'in Seamen

[MrBungle]

hmm, what's long and hard and has seamen?

[swan]

A SUBMARINE!!!

"Remember, drinking alcohol will not solve your problems, it just makes them funnier.":D

[MrBungle]

oh good, someone who doesn't have their mind in the gutter!:D

[LessPaull]

My Father Hung Me On A Hook Once.......Once!! (Johnny Dangerously)

"I Said A Sanitarium...Not A Sanitation"(Scarface)

"I Got A Mexican Up Here That'll Kick Your Ass!!..(Donna tellin her Biker Boyfriend (Known to hate Mexicans)...while Cheech is naked in her room !

"Your Goin The Wrong Way !!"...."How Do They Know Where we're going ??"(Planes,Trains & Automobiles)

[3.v]

Originally posted by OU812
there's an odd feeling you get when someone on the sidewalk MOVES slightly to avoid walking into you. it proves you exist. your mere existence CAUSED them to alter their path. it's a nice feeling. after you die no one has to get out of your way anymore.


no you roll right thru them :p

[swan]

Stop undressing me with your eyes & start using your hands. :)

[LessPaull]

"Dogs & Cats...Livin' Together...Mass Hysteria"

[OU812]

WE NEED NOT LESS BUT MORE WHO WANTS LESSPAULL WE WANT MOREPAULL

[swan]

"Dont park while drinking, accidents cause people." :D

[LessPaull]

"Hey Man..My Name Is Santana"
"Yes...You Have A Very Nice Suntan !"