zuzu
11-23-2004, 02:39 AM
overheard at The Alpine in the Quarter last night:
Woman #1: So Bill calls last night while I was getting ready to go to the Abbey and I'm in my underwear laying on my waterbed and he insists on playing an Irish jig he's been practicing on his button accordion for that group he plays with on Thursday nights
Woman #2: How exciting *rolls eyes*
Woman #1: Anyway, I guess the waterbed got to me and I realized that I was laying down in my undies, masturbating while listening to a dork play an accordion on the phone
Woman #2: You gotta do something with yourself.
Woman #1: So Bill calls last night while I was getting ready to go to the Abbey and I'm in my underwear laying on my waterbed and he insists on playing an Irish jig he's been practicing on his button accordion for that group he plays with on Thursday nights
Woman #2: How exciting *rolls eyes*
Woman #1: Anyway, I guess the waterbed got to me and I realized that I was laying down in my undies, masturbating while listening to a dork play an accordion on the phone
Woman #2: You gotta do something with yourself.