Lame song parody (for the NY Giants)

[GreggFromJoisey]

This one goes out to my friend Mark, who's a die hard Packer fan/Cheesehead (why I dont know, lol)

The Giants whupped the Pack
The Giants whupped the Pack
My buddy Mark skipped work today
He's home cryin' and smokin' crack!!! (:

[yleekiyote]

“Oops, The Saints Did It Again” -- Brittany Spears Parody


Oops, ah we did it again, we couldn’t win.
We played with no heart’s, and we lost another game.
The season’s at end, we know we shouldn’t win.
Winning games with a little luck, we know we really ****.
Were not that tal-en-ted.

Brooks, the man that can’t throw, and the wish of a scarecrow.
Could only play the game, “if he only had a brain”.
Our D line really bites, our payload isn’t bright.
Their accomplishments by far, being first at the Super Bar.
Our Linebackers that we lack, can’t gather a sack.
Couldn’t stop an offensive run, yielding a badge and a gun.
This team has no attitude, and lacks testicle fortitude.
I must be going insane, to watch women play a man’s game.
I’m sorry with what I just said, the words just bounced into my head.
We shouldn’t lower the bar, cause Women could’ve played better by far.
The Saints are nothing but a joke, we just wait for them to choke.
So the fun may begin, wearing bags until they win.

[imarocker]

i guess the Giants arent as bad as everyone said they were going to be

[mark]

What the heck is happening in lousy cheeseland? Packers are looking to be a better road team then home team this year? Forget the cheddar! The Packers have more holes then swiss! But still 12 games left in this season. And the smelly cheesers are gonna need em all!

No Greg, I'm not at home doing crack. Just out cruising around the NJ turnpike to see if I can find LT slumpped over the steering wheel somewhere. I heard he has a pretty good stash. lol!

[mark]

I picked Giants to win over 6.5 games and the Jets to win over 7.5 games this year in an over and under pool. I'm looking like a genius for those two picks. Now for my downfall. I picked the Packers to win over 10.5.





Originally posted by imarocker
i guess the Giants arent as bad as everyone said they were going to be

[GreggFromJoisey]

good one YLee!!!!!

Mark I DID laugh at your LT comment
but....
wasnt he Favre's percoset dealer??? LOL

[mark]

Yeah but now you see it all goes back to this sack record controversy with Strahan. I'll give you the sack record, you hook me up with LT and some percs! lol!







Originally posted by Oldiesfangc
good one YLee!!!!!

Mark I DID laugh at your LT comment
but....
wasnt he Favre's percoset dealer??? LOL

[love2sing]

I had a little football
I made it out of clay........oh nevermind!

[mark]

Actually your jingle was sounding better then Gregs.


Originally posted by love2sing
I had a little football
I made it out of clay........oh nevermind!

[mark]

The Green Bay Packers Monday acquired quarterback J.T. O'Sullivan and a second-round selection in the 2005 draft from the New Orleans Saints for cornerback Mike McKenzie and a future conditional draft choice, GM/Head Coach Mike Sherman announced.
O'Sullivan, a 6-2, 220-pound passer out of Cal-Davis, is fresh off a
spectacular campaign in NFL Europe. The third-year NFL player led the Frankfurt Galaxy to the 2004 World Bowl championship, ranking second in NFLE with a 91.9 passer rating (120-for-196, 1,527 yards, 10 TDs, five INTs).
The Packers have been interested in O'Sullivan since the Saints took him in the sixth round of the 2002 draft.







Originally posted by yleekiyote
“Oops, The Saints Did It Again” -- Brittany Spears Parody


Oops, ah we did it again, we couldn’t win.
We played with no heart’s, and we lost another game.
The season’s at end, we know we shouldn’t win.
Winning games with a little luck, we know we really ****.
Were not that tal-en-ted.

Brooks, the man that can’t throw, and the wish of a scarecrow.
Could only play the game, “if he only had a brain”.
Our D line really bites, our payload isn’t bright.
Their accomplishments by far, being first at the Super Bar.
Our Linebackers that we lack, can’t gather a sack.
Couldn’t stop an offensive run, yielding a badge and a gun.
This team has no attitude, and lacks testicle fortitude.
I must be going insane, to watch women play a man’s game.
I’m sorry with what I just said, the words just bounced into my head.
We shouldn’t lower the bar, cause Women could’ve played better by far.
The Saints are nothing but a joke, we just wait for them to choke.
So the fun may begin, wearing bags until they win.

[imarocker]

i guess that concussion Brett got was more serious than thought.

[GreggFromJoisey]

Yeah, now Brett doesnt remember how much he paid LT for the percosets. lol

[mark]

OK OK. Yes the Pack got a good ass whopping and the Giants played well.

Scarlet Knight lose this weekend against Sryacuse, Packers Lose, Mark Martin comes in 15th place. AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

It ****s being a fan!!!!!

[macca]

Still say its a good idea to eliminate guaranteed salaries.

[GreggFromJoisey]

you got that right macca!

[mark]

Actuaklly not so much for Brett. He got a slight concussion and will be back for this weeks Monday Night game. It Doug Peterson, our backup quarterback who suffered broken ribs. Amazing how Brett can start over 190 games straight, replace him for a quarter of the games with the backup and the backup gets knocked out for 6-8weeks.

But then Giants! They're just a bunch of Bullies injuring our men like that!!!! I think that whole defensive line should be bitch slapped!!! lol!



Originally posted by imarocker
i guess that concussion Brett got was more serious than thought.

[GreggFromJoisey]

ahhh face it Mark, Giants on the rise. The Pack on the fall. That's the way football goes.....

[macca]

Football is a violent game...can't avoid that. With the rule changes getting tighter, they just might have to follow Jack Lambert's statement and put skirts on the players. Breathe on somebody too hard, the laundry comes flying out.

[mark]

Giants been on the rise for over 10 years now. lol!

Were only 4 games into the season. It can turn on you just as fast.

[GreggFromJoisey]

I guess we'll both agree, Giants and Pack wont meet in the playoffs this year??? lol