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love2sing
10-02-2004, 05:02 PM
Wanna take a ride to my brother-in-laws house? I need someone to ride in the HOV lane with me!
RnR TNT
10-03-2004, 07:50 AM
I have actualy used this one !

" so ah do you come here often ? "
GlennRN2
10-03-2004, 12:37 PM
Click here (http://linesthataregood.com/)

I think this site covers them all.
Doorman
10-04-2004, 01:09 PM
Oh, ~ I don't know..........

"How'd ya like to be my future ex-wife...?"

"I'd do things to you I can't pronounce, let alone spell!"
love2sing
10-04-2004, 01:21 PM
Would you like to be my designated driver? We could ride all night long!
mark
10-04-2004, 01:25 PM
Hey Sweetheart, Wanna Buy me a drink? lol!
love2sing
10-04-2004, 01:50 PM
Excuse me! Is this your wallet?
MrBungle
10-04-2004, 01:51 PM
we don't have to do it...just let me stick the tip in
MrBungle
10-04-2004, 01:53 PM
do you have any coffee? can I get some coffee with you?
love2sing
10-04-2004, 02:10 PM
Would you like some cream in your coffee? And is that to go or to stay?
mark
10-04-2004, 04:48 PM
lol! Actually, sometime ago, that was a line a gogo dancer used on me after she finished her dance routine.



Originally posted by love2sing
Excuse me! Is this your wallet?
yleekiyote
10-04-2004, 05:22 PM
"Excuse me....are you a model? Because your nose is so perfect"
"That's a pretty dress you have on......it will look real nice, rolled up in a little ball, next to my bed in the morning"
"This face leaves in 5 minutes.....be on it"
love2sing
10-04-2004, 07:17 PM
"Oh, is that Ben Sherman you're wearing", she said after accidently spilling her wine on his shirt. "I'm so sorry, what a klutz I am." She grabbed a ****tail napkin, "Please, let me wipe that off for you and I insist on paying for it to be dry cleaned."
EVHFV
10-04-2004, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by mark
lol! Actually, sometime ago, that was a line a gogo dancer used on me after she finished her dance routine.





If a dancer is asking that question after a dance, is that using a line? Or was she honestly asking since it was on the floor or something? Or, was it still in your back pocket and THEN she put her hand on your wallet???? A few different variables make it either a simple question OR a line.
love2sing
10-04-2004, 09:58 PM
It's a line EV. It's a f*cking line! And a good one at that!
Bob Geppardt
10-05-2004, 10:52 AM
To My Wife:

Hey Honey, can we be like husband and wife, tonight?
yleekiyote
10-05-2004, 11:00 AM
I still like the joke of the husband and wife in bed. He is rubbing her arm and being frisky and she leans over to him and says "Honey, I would have sex with you, but I have my gynocologist appointment in the morning and I want to stay fresh". He rolls over upset and 5 minutes later he is rubbing her arm again. When she asks him what does he want now, he says "Do you have a dentist appointment?"
HoleyMother
10-05-2004, 05:37 PM
HE: You have a regal air about you, like a queen. I have to confess that meeting you has me so nervous that my toes are curled up tight inside my shoes.

ME: But I still don't know that much about you.

HE: You know the name of my favorite song. That's all you really need to know.

:rolleyes:
zuzu
10-05-2004, 05:50 PM
O how I missed you:cool:
HoleyMother
10-05-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by zuzu
O how I missed you.

The more things change, the more they stay the same... and that applies in MANY ways around here. :)
EVHFV
10-05-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by love2sing
It's a line EV. It's a f*cking line! And a good one at that!

Well, I could see it as a line to try to get the guy to buy more dances and spend more MONEY. But, I thought this thread was about hooking up lines. Would a stripper use a wallet line to pick up a guy from a strip club that she was actually interested in? Cuz I don't see it. Or, maybe I just saw the wrong strippers. Damnitalltohell!!!!!!
love2sing
10-05-2004, 10:11 PM
Would you like to play all 18 holes?
GlennRN2
10-05-2004, 10:57 PM
Bedroom Golf Rules: 1. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course. 2. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
love2sing
10-07-2004, 04:05 PM
~~~Are you the infamous Doorman?~~~
GlennRN2
10-07-2004, 05:01 PM
Only imfamous as BackDoorMan
love2sing
10-07-2004, 05:06 PM
Yes, that was his response to me when we first met! Smooth operator that Doorman!
LessPaull
10-07-2004, 05:36 PM
Hi , I'm Johnny....Damn Glad To Meetcha !!
OU812
10-07-2004, 05:41 PM
johnny there was a day when you would have some spunk in your post it seems you are posting like a girly man now
whats up
LessPaull
10-07-2004, 05:47 PM
Keep It Up BlowU812
PWRChordManiac
10-07-2004, 07:15 PM
Are you okay? That fall from heaven must have hurt.

Want to have sex and some pizza? Okay, no pizza.

Roses are red and violets are blue........wanna f*ck?

(I used this one) Hi, I'm the lead singer of my band. I also play rythm guitar. So......? Wanna make out? (she said yes and is now the mother of my child)
love2sing
10-07-2004, 08:14 PM
Yes! And the support payments are killing you!