Debate drinkin' game....

[Doorman]

Okay....for those watchin' the debate tonight, here's a way to keep awake and stay focused.....
If Kerry says: "bring it on", "the truth is", "weapons of mass destruction", "Purple Heart", "stronger at home", "more respected", "Viet Nam" or refers to Bill Clinton....
DRINK!

If Bush says: "NUCULAR", "pre 9/11", "mindset", "evil doer", links Sadaam and Al Qaeda, says "turn the corner" or squints....
DRINK!
If either uses "flip-flop", "swift boat", "letting the terrorists win" or refers to George Bush and the National Guard.....
DRINK!
Have fun and Vote or DIE!

[Doorman]

Drink One Sip If:
Anyone says "terrorism"
Anyone says "Halliburton"
Anyone says "flip flop"
Anyone says "Saddam Hussein"
Anyone blames "the media"
Anyone mentions their own military service
Anyone says "September 11"
One candidate interrupts another candidate

Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says "cut and run"
Kerry says "W stands for wrong"
Either candidate talks past their time limit
Kerry brings up Bush's "Mission Accomplished" moment
Bush mentions Crawford, TX
Anyone looks at the wrong camera
Anyone whips out "evidence"
Anyone says "Osama bin Laden"
Anyone mentions blogs
Anyone invokes the hurricane sympathy vote
Anyone mentions "North Korea"
Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
Everytime you see anyone wearing the yellow "LiveSTRONG" bracelet

Finish Your Glass If:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Anyone says "Osama bin Hidin'"
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos

Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Bush admits he made a mistake ("miscalculation" counts)
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime

Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel

[GuitarPLYR]

Originally posted by Doorman
Drink One Sip If:
One candidate interrupts another candidate



We will get hammered for this one rule alone. I'd better go get another case.....
;)

[love2sing]

Originally posted by Doorman


Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Bush admits he made a mistake ("miscalculation" counts)

*Kerry goes down on Bush!*

Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime

Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel [/B]

[love2sing]

Is this an election year? :confused:

[love2sing]

OMG! I just heard Newt say flip-flop 3 times in the same sentence!

That means I can have 3 sips! Wow! I ought to be wasted in no time!

[love2sing]

Between this and the Yankee game, I just don't know what to watch! Oh who gives a shit! I can drink while watching both.
Thank God for picture in picture!

[imarocker]

ill read about it, id rather watch the Yankees

[love2sing]

Well, coin toss just started the debate! I think I'll use that method to vote. If it's good enough for Kerry's Bush, it's good enough for me! :o

[imarocker]

you aint right Chicky...lmao

[love2sing]

I ain't left either!

[imarocker]

stuck in the middle with you

[sarcastic1]

steelers wheel

[imarocker]

yep

[love2sing]

Well, I don't know why you came here tonight!

[imarocker]

me either but thats NOT what i was going to post...lmaoo

[imarocker]

i knew i chose the right channel, Yanks clinch Al East and break the franchise HR mark set by the 61 yanks

[sarcastic1]

GO YANKEES !!! :D

[imarocker]

yep!!! :cool:

[love2sing]

God I love football, don't you?

[love2sing]

Okay! According to the rules of the Debate drinkin' game, we must all have a nice hangover today!

[love2sing]

Subject: FW: (Joke) Insight on Voting



A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives
in Heaven where he is met by St. Peter.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "We seldom see a high official
around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.

"I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry but rules are rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are
all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is
very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him and
reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of
the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and
caviar.

Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a
good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and
waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in Heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven.", he says.

So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good
time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now
choose your eternity."

He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I would
never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would
be better off in Hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to Hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in
rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.

The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced
and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and
my friends look miserable."

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning. Today you voted for us!"


VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!!

[Sue]

Originally posted by love2sing
Subject: FW: (Joke) Insight on Voting



A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives
in Heaven where he is met by St. Peter.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "We seldom see a high official
around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.

"I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry but rules are rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are
all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is
very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him and
reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of
the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and
caviar.

Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a
good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and
waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in Heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven.", he says.

So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good
time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now
choose your eternity."

He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I would
never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would
be better off in Hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to Hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in
rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.

The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced
and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage and
my friends look miserable."

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning. Today you voted for us!"


VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!!

hhmmm...this looks familiar! lol