A Blast From The Past From Chinarain

[OU812]

Hello all this is my last 6 days on vacation so I'm ready for some rides and fun. we got to D world late Friday night and we went right to our room to sleep to get ready for Saturday on the parks. Man I got to tell you we are having a blast here its 75 and sunny with a lite wind everything here is so clean .
It must be chink or jap week here cause there are alot of slanted eye people here. One thing that ticked me off on Sunday was when we were standing in line to get some cokes there were some chinks in front of us trying to tell the guy for 20 minutes what they wanted to drink The poor man could not understand what they were saying cause it was all in Japanese .
This is how the conversation went (MAN WORKING BEHIND THE COUNTER) CAN I HELP YOU.
( THE RESPONSE FROM THE JAPS) ting tang ling lang fing fang fung bing bang rang sang we pe se re le tree.So the guy says WHAT and as you know the japs repeated it over and over again.
So after about 10 minutes and no results I had to step in and say something Jeff was in total shock for what came out my mouth .
I said sir I think what these zipper head grod zilla looking mother Fu*kers want is a fu*king coke.
So the man gave them there cokes and the little ping pangs ran off with big smiles on there face as if I were a god only if they new.
thats my report today I will talk to you guys soon. CR.

[zebrarette]

I remember this one! LMAO! Too funny! :p

[Doorman]

Were they "Chinks" or "Japs"????
C'mon GET IT RIGHT! Were any of them named "Charley"?

[chinarain62]

I'm having a foggy memory OU........oh yeah....wait....it's all coming back to me now.....;)

[bayougirl]

OU, now that you're 40, are you trying to re-live your childhood with these flashbacks?

[OU812]

it was the best story i have ever heard from CR she is the first lady

[chinarain62]

Why thanks OU and I owe it all to you! And you know what THAT means!;)

[love2sing]

Another famous CR62 quote....


This is one of the many reasons why StiX and I have opted for having no children!

We are still enjoying our freedom and refuse to get caught up in the trappings of society meaning after being married for so long it becomes an expectation that everyone wants and will have kids.

To me its more selfish when you DO have them for the wrong
reasons. I know alot of people who had kids when they weren't really ready and are miserable and have read many articles how alot of people are deciding NOT to have children these days due to more stresses that married couples face with money, careers etc.

I've always been (and still am I guess) a leader and never a follower. I am a rebel true at heart. Although not one of my fave people, Angelina Jolie and I have this in common (besides being Gemini); we never want to bear children. I have been pro-adoption since I was 9 yrs. old. I can remember from that age bugging my mom to adopt an Asian child. Korean adoptions had just started around that time. Well, she never did - she said I'm going to leave that up to you when you get married someday. So, if StiX and I ever decide to have a child, it will be more than likely adopted and Asian.

Now it's time for ME to get off MY soapbox!



I just hope if she adopts these Jap, Chink, Gook, whatever.....children named Charley, she doesn't let'm see this thread! How ironic you should pick the Chinarain!

[chinarain62]

Confuscious say - It is not wise to quote CR - one never knows if fact or fiction, live or Memorex, real or fake.........:eek:

[love2sing]

How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway! -Kris


Why is a gook like a computer?
They both only see bits!


How do you blindfold a gook?
Dental floss!


What's the difference between a Jap and Jello?
Jello wiggles when you eat it.


What do you call a gook with one testicle?
Whatwentwong.


What do you call a fat chinaman?
A Chunk!

[OU812]

l2s with some jokes

[NY DREAMER]

Hey Ou812 You should write for the Enquirer!:p

[stinker1224]

Originally posted by NY DREAMER
Hey Ou812 You should write for the Enquirer!:p

OR MAD magazine...
He could create his OWN.

Do it..we'll the stories base line.
Of course changing the names to protect the innocent

(IF there are any left in here???)

[OU812]

NYD when you go on vacation e mail me your PW and ill give you a good story

[chinarain62]

OU's the man w/ the plan!

[love2sing]

I wish I had an OU of my very own!

[sasssy1]

Whatever you do, don't name the kid Charley, ARGH!!!!!

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
I wish I had an OU of my very own! go look in the van halen section

[NY DREAMER]

Originally posted by OU812
NYD when you go on vacation e mail me your PW and ill give you a good story



You got it! This should be interesting!:)

[OU812]

we will keep it on a down low

[NY DREAMER]

While giving everybody the low down!:p

[OU812]

411 ya heard

[chinarain62]

OU yo da bomb!

[OU812]

we are the bomb

[chinarain62]

:D

[love2sing]

We need a bigger selection of smiley faces. How 'bout some with do-rags on their heads.

[NY DREAMER]

Originally posted by love2sing
We need a bigger selection of smiley faces. How 'bout some with do-rags on their heads.



That would be funny shit! How about one witha Zebra pimp hat also!?:p

[chinarain62]

We could name that one Johnny Race!

[OU812]

we need one for CR

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by OU812
we need one for CR


I don't think they make smiley's that look like a bitch!:eek:

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
We need a bigger selection of smiley faces. How 'bout some with do-rags on their heads. hell yeah thats what im talking about

[OU812]

Originally posted by chinarain62



I don't think they make smiley's that look like a bitch!:eek: but your a good bitch

[love2sing]

The good bitch of the Northeast!

[chinarain62]

Thanks everyone - {sniff...sniff}