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OU812
07-10-2002, 12:11 PM
A PUPPET WITH A HARD ON. ......... A BUTTERFLY WITH A SWASTIKA DESIGN........ SOMEONE DEFECATING IN CHURCH........ A SHOT GLASS FULL OF CARROT JUICE.
Bob
07-10-2002, 09:28 PM
But for some reason fat weomen always wear spandex!
OU812
07-10-2002, 11:06 PM
That was from george carlin.
ZEBRAFREAK
07-11-2002, 01:12 AM
ZEBRAFREAK MISSING A DAY WITHOUT POSTING!!!
Zebra4Life
07-11-2002, 01:40 AM
Someone under 30 @ a ZEBRA Show
ZEBRAFREAK
07-11-2002, 01:51 AM
THERE WAS THESE 20 YEAR OLD MUSICIANS THAT GREW UP LISTENING TO ZEBRA THANKS TO THEIR PARENTS AT THE LAST VOODOO SHOW AND THEY WERE ROCKIN' OUT AND SINGING ALONG...
I BROUGHT MY DAUGHTER,11 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME TO A SHOW AT THE VANDERBILT IN PLAINVIEW AND SHE DID THE SAME!!!
I ALSO BROUGHT MY SON,5 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME TO THE SHOW AT THE PATCHOUGE THEATER...
HE SANG A LITTLE FOR AN HOUR AND FELL ASLEEP DURING THE ENCORES!!!
OU812
07-11-2002, 01:48 PM
I have a 13 yr old boy who has not seen them live yet. He cant get into bars.
mark
07-11-2002, 03:39 PM
Randy's fingers on the guitar strings when he's playing 'KK IS HIDING'
OU812
07-11-2002, 04:13 PM
and the solo before summers gone
Bob Dallago
07-11-2002, 04:58 PM
The something that I have not seen is the person that keeps putting those Chinese food menus at my door.

But when I do see him he is in for a surprise because I have saved every one of them for the last 6 years!

So when I finally catch him I am going to shove these 3 garbage bags full of menus on him and yell…. “I DON’T LIKE CHINESE FOOD…KEEP YOUR DAMN MENUS!!!!!!!”
yleekiyote
07-11-2002, 05:01 PM
Hey Bob, I heard about that guy. Some say he is so quick, the papers catch fire in his hands. I visualize the movie with Chevy Chase in Funny Farm, chasing down the mailman.
Bob Dallago
07-11-2002, 05:10 PM
Yhea, him and me are going to end up in a badly lip synced Bruce Lee type movie called “Take Out Menu of Fury”.
3.v
07-11-2002, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by yleekiyote
Hey Bob, I heard about that guy. Some say he is so quick, the papers catch fire in his hands. I visualize the movie with Chevy Chase in Funny Farm, chasing down the mailman.


ourso comes out with that stupid laugh



n.p.=e.l.o.=flashback
3.v
07-11-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Zebra4Life
Someone under 30 @ a ZEBRA Show


hey i just turned 30 does that count.
OU812
07-11-2002, 06:16 PM
OR OVER 50
ryank
07-11-2002, 06:29 PM
I have 2 gross stories about chinese food, but not sure if i should post them. one is really gross. i won't eat at a chinese restaurant. I saw this show a long time ago, about this place in asia where it it's common to eat dog. it was a smaller village with dogs in cages. The loose dogs weren't to be killed. When the guy would grab the dog out of the cage with this stick with a rope/noose on the end; the dog knew damn well what was going to happen. The poor dog tried to wiggle, get loose, run. So the guy takes the dog up the hill (same spot every time; there was blood all over) a little bit and wacks him with a club or something, AND throws some scraps to the loose dogs! That crushed me seeing that, I'll never forget it.
Michael
07-11-2002, 11:57 PM
About 12 years ago when I was in Signapore at a resturant it appeared to be skinned cat or small dog hanging in the back. The funny thing about Asian food over-seas is that you really don't know everything that is put in to make that tasty dish. I'm sure I've eaten camel or kangaroo meat but hey at least it was cooked well done.
ZEBRAFREAK
07-12-2002, 09:19 AM
I HAD A PU-PU PLATTER LAST NIGHT...CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REPLIES!!!
OU812
07-12-2002, 07:08 PM
SHIT THAT IS SOME LAME ASS SHIT . I THINK I WILL RE THINK BEFORE I ORDER FROM TAKE OUTE AGAIN
ZEBRAFREAK
07-12-2002, 10:00 PM
IT WAS VERY GREASY!!!
OU812
07-13-2002, 07:34 PM
IT HAD EYES IN IT TOO.
ZEBRAFREAK
07-13-2002, 11:10 PM
FRIED BULLS BALLS AND KITTY BRAINS!!!
OU812
07-14-2002, 06:24 PM
HERE IS SOME THING YOU WILL NEVER SEE ACE AND PETER BACK WITH KISS.
ZEBRAFREAK
07-14-2002, 10:44 PM
HEY!!! YOU NEVER KNOW!!! ;)
OU812
07-15-2002, 06:17 PM
I KNOW FOR A FACT HE IS A MAD MO FO
ZEBRAFREAK
07-15-2002, 06:18 PM
HE'S AN ANGRY DRUNK!!! GO FIGURE!!!
OU812
07-16-2002, 01:20 AM
ACE LOOKS LIKE HELL HAVE YOU SEEN HIM WITHOUT MAKE UP HE MAKES KEITH RICHARDS LOOK LIKE A NEW BORN
OU812
02-27-2003, 12:37 AM
COME ON LESS
rob
02-27-2003, 03:23 AM
SAD BUT TRUE. HE LOOKS BAD
rob
02-27-2003, 03:25 AM
OU812, I THINK I'M BRINGING MY 15 YO. SON APRIL 26TH. OUTDOOR SHOW RIGHT?
yleekiyote
02-27-2003, 05:56 PM
Yeah Rob, it's a Food Festival like the Oyster Fest. Don't have the current 911 on it but I'm going to look for it.
OU812
02-27-2003, 06:39 PM
NEXT ZEBRA SHOW IS IN APRIL . IT WILL BE ANOTHER DVD RECORDING
swan
02-28-2003, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Zebra4Life
Someone under 30 @ a ZEBRA Show

What about Zchick & I?
GuitarPLYR
02-28-2003, 01:18 AM
Another replacement singer for Van Halen.

David Lee Roth not out of control.

Eddie REALLY quit drinking.
rob
02-28-2003, 01:43 AM
YLEE,keep us posted
LessPaull
02-28-2003, 02:21 AM
You'll Never See A Sober Johnny Race at a ZEBRA Show!!
You'll Never See A ZEBRA Show with a Sober Johnny Race !!
You'll Never Not See Me Tip The Bartender !!
You'll Never See A QUIET Johnny Race at a ZEBRA Show !!
& You'll Never Get Johhny To Go Home After a ZEBRA Show!