Food for thought

[Doorman]

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station our troops at all US borders.
No more will anyone sneak through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported to France immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers who won't speak English.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home baby!. Never to Return.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self -sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.! We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,

your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want

a piece of me?'"

[macca]

I say we call in all our markers on the money we sent to the various countries around the world. That alone would pay off the national debt....and then some! The Iraq and Pakistan thing....we pull our troops back to the line....and turn the whole F'N place into a parking lot! I'm tired of this country and England the only ones playing by the "rules". This country needs to stop playing patsy and come running as soon as somebody skins their knee.....

[Doorman]

Originally posted by macca
I say we call in all our markers on the money we sent to the various countries around the world. That alone would pay off the national debt....and then some! The Iraq and Pakistan thing....we pull our troops back to the line....and turn the whole F'N place into a parking lot! I'm tired of this country and England the only ones playing by the "rules". This country needs to stop playing patsy and come running as soon as somebody skins their knee..... We were just discussing last week over St. Patty's day ****tails that exact subject that is a very sore point with me! Between Brazil and a host of other 3rd world countries we have more bad loans on top of bad loans.....then you tell me that Medicare will be bust in 2019 and all the money that I've contributed (AND CONTINUE TO CONTRIBUTE TO!) for social security won't be there for me when I need it!!.....C'MON NOW!
Things will change after the next BIG terrorist attack here....
and there will be a BIG one! BTW..what's tis whole issue about removing "one nation. uner G-d..." from the pledge in schools?
Isn't that the exact reason this country was founded?
Okay Dman....off your soapbox now!

[zuzu]

I totally agree with both of you. The older I get, the more conservative I get and I've had it with people talking bad about my country and my president. I happen to adore George Bush (no, I don't even think he's faultless, at all, I mostly admire him as a man), but I support anyone in that office.

Ok, that's all I have to say for now.:)

[OU812]

you said it at 600 i cant wait till 1200

[macca]

Hmm...lets see....Brazil, the 3rd world countries....and all those other chicken-SH*T countries that wouldn't support us in Iraq - germany, france, etc. We get that money and maybe we can take care of OUR people!

The "one nation under God" thing.....WELL.....because everything now is PC.....we have to monitor our mouth with every word that comes out. They can all kiss my ass!

[pale rider]

Wouldn't it be great to turn on the TV tonight and hear George Bush giving the following speech??


My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime is complete. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is finished. This morning I gave the order for withdrawal of all American forces within 30 days.

It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me I have two lists. one list contains the names of countries that stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Austrailia and Poland are some of the countries listed.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on this list. My press secretary will distribute copies when i am finished speaking.

Effective immediatley, foreign aid to all nations on list #2 ceases immediatley and indefinitely. The money saved in the first year alone will just about pay for Iraqi war. The American people will no longer pour money into third world hell holes and watch corrupt government leaders grow fatter.

Need help with a famine or epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we have at home.

Next, a word to terrorist organizations. ***** with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestine Authority's, Yo boys, work out a peace deal NOW. Camp David is closed. You can go to Russia for negotiations. They have great palaces and big tables too.

Further, I order immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany and Russia. Thanks for your help comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don' t care what treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada, you're on list #2. Since we're not going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on list #2. President Fox and his corrupt government need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put ' em ?

Yep border security. So do something with your oil. Oh by the way we're abrogating the NAFTA treaty--starting now.

Its time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying darn tootin'.

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everone on the planet.

It's time to eliminate hunger, homelessness, and World Cup Soccer from America.

To the nations on list #1 a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
Anyone who *****s with you *****s with us and will be dealt with swiftly.

To the nations on list #2, a final thought. Drop Dead.

God Bless America . Thank you and goodnight.

[OU812]

Originally posted by macca
Hmm...lets see....Brazil, the 3rd world countries....and all those other chicken-SH*T countries that wouldn't support us in Iraq - germany, france, etc. We get that money and maybe we can take care of OUR people!

The "one nation under God" thing.....WELL.....because everything now is PC.....we have to monitor our mouth with every word that comes out. They can all kiss my ass!


We get that money and maybe we can take care of OUR people!
THAT WON'T HAPPEN FOR SOMETIME BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PUT A MAN ON MARS FIRST . THAT WILL COST THE US $15 BILLION . SO WHEN WE GET THERE HE WILL SAY LOOK MORE ORANGE ROCKS .

[zuzu]

WOW! I just can't believe I'm finally 600+ posts ... (shallow moment in the midst of serious discussion)

[macca]

PaleRider.....BRILLIANT! Couldn't have said it better myself. Now if we could only get those words into action. Its time for for the USA to be US.

[Delirious Nomad]

Oh boy....don't get me started.....;)

Also...That Robin Williams thing is fake....although I like it.

[macca]

I'm not stirring anything....BUT.....it always bothered me that this country is the first to jump in to help anybody, or come to their aid. Last count....there are LOTS of countries in the UN.....not just us and England. We should take care of our own first.....SS might be a memory by the time we reach that age....the medical system ****s. Now if both parties would stop trying to "one-up" each other and work together...some things could be done. I've had it up to here seeing ads on how people are starving all over the world. I see plenty of homeless and starving people here and they get no help. I could go on, but you get my point.......

[Delirious Nomad]

....*ugh*......can't...........get.........*ugh*.. ........****ed..................in................ :eek:

[macca]

sorry..... I hate bleeding hearts, ultra PC people, believe the innocent should be protected.....NOT the criminals(in other words, you have the death penalty, light those bastards up and not waste 14 years of taxpayers money on appeals).

[OU812]

i say **** the needy let us tax payers fund 15 billion to put a man on an orange rock.

[macca]

and hit another fu*kin golf ball........

[Delirious Nomad]

Originally posted by macca
sorry..... I hate bleeding hearts, ultra PC people, believe the innocent should be protected.....NOT the criminals(in other words, you have the death penalty, light those bastards up and not waste 14 years of taxpayers money on appeals).

Oh don't worry 'bout me.
I would probably agree with you most of the time.
I'm a staunch conservative (bordering on Libertarian) and a political junkie. It is my hobby.

I just try not to get involved in political debate on message boards anymore because I've seen what it can do.
I will take it to it's "nth" degree because I can debate with the best of them. I have seen political threads kill more than a few message boards.

So.....I will refrain from posting anymore on this.......:p

[OU812]

we don't need more cops . we need 15 billion to send a man to a dead planet

[macca]

no personal attack DN. My disillusion went one step further when I wrote my congressman voicing my disapproval of a bill and in response, he twists my words to make it look like I'm supporting it!

[Delirious Nomad]

Politicians are known to do that......on occassion....:p

[OU812]

i say send the rocket to the sun