Dear G-D...

[Doorman]

PLEASE send someone to Mr. Jackson to help him "revamp" and update the "DOOR" website. I beg you, I beseech thee O Lord...
please help him to maintain the schedule and upcoming shows so we can plan accordingly if travel is needed and so the turnouts at said shows will be larger in numbers so he/the band/the symphony will be asked to play again soon!
I thank you for your help O mighty Father!!! And if you can't answer this prayer....can I FINALLY win Mega Millions tonight so I can start my own Zebra website?!?.....just a thought!

[chinarain62]

Patience is a virtue grasshopper......


Good things come to those who wait!

[Doorman]

Originally posted by chinarain62
Patience is a virtue grasshopper......


Good things come to those who wait!
Does this mean I have to wait 17 more years and will continue to be reminded that Randy played some Zeppelin Symphony shows last November and that Zebra recorded a live DVD back in January? (Just to throw a FEW examples out there...)

[LessPaull]

How About Randy Opens Up Acoustic,Then Play with Electric Plant....The with The Symphony Orchestra Then....Close The Show With ZEBRA !!! All In One Night !!

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by chinarain62
Patience is a virtue grasshopper......

Boot to the head.............."POP"

[love2sing]

Oh, the power of prayer!

[Sue]

Originally posted by Doorman
PLEASE send someone to Mr. Jackson to help him "revamp" and update the "DOOR" website. I beg you, I beseech thee O Lord...
please help him to maintain the schedule and upcoming shows so we can plan accordingly if travel is needed and so the turnouts at said shows will be larger in numbers so he/the band/the symphony will be asked to play again soon!
I thank you for your help O mighty Father!!! And if you can't answer this prayer....can I FINALLY win Mega Millions tonight so I can start my own Zebra website?!?.....just a thought!

Amen, brother!
Dman...G-D may not be listening to you since you ate that Romaine lettuce!

[Doorman]

Originally posted by Sue


Amen, brother!
Dman...G-D may not be listening to you since you ate that Romaine lettuce!
Atleast SOMEONE is payin' attention to me!!! Glad :) that it's YOU!
I noticed that he DID listen to me though.....he couldn't ignore this plea and go with the Mega Millions request instead!

[OU812]

I made a call to god last night on my cell

[Doorman]

Originally posted by OU812
I made a call to god last night on my cell
For the LAST TIME......
It's TIMSTOCK 3.V !!!!!

[OU812]

it will be 3.5

[love2sing]

Originally posted by OU812
I made a call to god last night on my cell

Well I hope you answer your cell when He calls you!!!! Earl still can't get through!

[Sue]

Originally posted by Doorman

Atleast SOMEONE is payin' attention to me!!! Glad :) that it's YOU!
I noticed that he DID listen to me though.....he couldn't ignore this plea and go with the Mega Millions request instead! I always paya attention to you Dman....You just don't pay attention to me paying attention!

[OU812]

sue how much is the pay

[chinarain62]

Timmy was it God you spoke to on the phone last night or was it the W-Master???

[love2sing]

God said, "Tim, don't come any closer to the bush." "You know what happened last time when you came too close"

[OU812]

(( movie )) tell her your the man !!! tell her your bad

[love2sing]

you bad!!!!!

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
you bad!!!!! what was the name of the movie .

i am the man I'm bad I'm so bad i should be in detention

[love2sing]

How the hell should I know? I'm only good at 3 things and movies isn't 1 of them.

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by love2sing
How the hell should I know? I'm only good at 3 things and movies isn't 1 of them.

(Curious minds want to know)

[Chara]

Dear God please send me a male stripper from NOLA now, ok God?

[OU812]

done look out side

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by OU812
done look out side

Hey...........where's Earl..........???:confused:

[stinker1224]

HEY...I WANT ONE TOO!!!

OR better YET

I WANT TWO!!!!!!

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by stinker1224
HEY...I WANT ONE TOO!!!

OR better YET

I WANT TWO!!!!!!

Tag Team............Ok!!!!!!!

[stinker1224]

Originally posted by yleekiyote


Tag Team............Ok!!!!!!!

...................who's it???

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by stinker1224


...................who's it???

The tag team strippers would be it..........I can't find my thong right now.

[stinker1224]

Originally posted by yleekiyote


The tag team strippers would be it..........I can't find my thong right now.

Well le's get on it then...

[OU812]

Ill do the video

[Chara]

The FULL MONTY

[love2sing]

***** the tag team, God . Send me a man with lot's of money and tell him to keep his f---ing clothes on. Every time they come undressed I get into trouble. Thank you God!!

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by stinker1224


Well le's get on it then...

Ok, looks like the jello is not going to waste after all. Timstock 3.V Tag Team Wrestling Jello Match........WHO WILL BE MY PARTNER?

[love2sing]

Jello Jigglers

[love2sing]

Dear God,

Please make Sarcastic1 reach 1000 posts tonight. He deserves a new thread. Amen!

[love2sing]

PS Make sure I remember to hit the high note during the response in church tomorrow God. Thanks

[sarcastic1]

G-d I love when she it's that high note

[love2sing]

I'm getting old . It was easier to hit those high notes 25 years ago

[OU812]

do not try to hit the low low note

[love2sing]

Oh dear God no! I don't go near the low low note. Well maybe when I'm drunk

[OU812]

only if his note is ZEST fully clean

[love2sing]

that takes us back to boxer briefs from another thread. always check for skid marks first.

[sarcastic1]

Thats Disgusting

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
that takes us back to boxer briefs from another thread. always check for skid marks first. the true sent of a dirty man is his shit stains

[love2sing]

Now that's disgusting. There is nothing less appealing than a man who is in desperate need of a major personal hygiene overhaul.

[love2sing]

Dear God,

Send me a man who's clean and smells really good and I will make him very happy.

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
Dear God,

Send me a man who's clean and smells really good and I will kill him and chase down his mom and kill her.

[Doorman]

Originally posted by love2sing
Dear God,

Send me a man who's clean and smells really good and I will make him very happy.
You know my motto...."look good, smell GREAT.....TASTE BETTER!"
Right Divas?!?!?:rolleyes:

[OU812]

waiting for sue to respond

[Sue]

Why me, Tim?

Ira told me 2 weeks ago that I smelled great....right, Doorman?

[love2sing]

Dear God,

Please give Tim arthritis in his fingers so he's unable to post too. We already see what you've done to his brain( thanks).

[Doorman]

Originally posted by Sue
Why me, Tim?

Ira told me 2 weeks ago that I smelled great....right, Doorman?
In "Fu@*in' DEED!
LOVE "Aussie sprunch!"

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by Doorman

You know my motto...."look good, smell GREAT.....TASTE BETTER!"
Right Divas?!?!?:rolleyes:


Sure D-Man - whatever you say!

[Chara]

Originally posted by love2sing
Dear God,

Send me a man who's clean and smells really good and I will make him very happy.

And let them NOT be gay!!! either

[love2sing]

If he smells good and dresses well and has a manicure, send him on his way!

[tome811]

Originally posted by love2sing
Dear God,

Please give Tim arthritis in his fingers so he's unable to post too. We already see what you've done to his brain( thanks).


And make him stutter real bad so his customers will bite holes in their lips to keep from laughing in his face when he tries to sell to them!:p

[OU812]

15 bucks my little man put that shit in my hand

[tome811]

"Fff.ffff..fff.ff..iffff...ffff..fteen Bbbb....bbbbbb...bbbb...bbb.bb.bucks??:confused:

[OU812]

mother mother ****

[Doorman]

Originally posted by love2sing
If he smells good and dresses well and has a manicure, send him on his way!
"cause he MUST BE____"

[Doorman]

Originally posted by Chara


And let them NOT be gay!!! either Jay Mohr once said...."HEY!!!"

[sarcastic1]

Dear g-d just get me through this week with out me letting somebody have it

[Chara]

Originally posted by sarcastic1
Dear g-d just get me through this week with out me letting somebody have it

Yeah me too

[love2sing]

Originally posted by Chara


Yeah me too

I say let the stupid f--k have it. I'm having that kind of week myself and let's face it, it's only Tuesday. So just blast the dumb bastard and be on your way! I'll be right back I need some more wine!!!

[sarcastic1]

if the object of my infuriation wasn't 1500 miles away i might have blasted them by now. problem is i have the means to do that, so it's good that my problem is far away.

[love2sing]

I'm gonna be nice and not comment, although you know I could say plenty.

[sarcastic1]

i've already been hearing plenty here. you adding to it is just gonna make it worse

[love2sing]

Sorry! I gave you a good option. I'll keep my ideas to myself from now on

[sarcastic1]

i'm beyond help this week

[Chara]

Originally posted by sarcastic1
i'm beyond help this week


I can really relate to that :)

[love2sing]

close your eyes and think of me
and soon i will be there
to brighten up even your darkest nights
you've got a friend- james taylor

[Wakddood]

Dear God can someone send me an angel?;)

[love2sing]

How about some angel hair pasta?

[Wakddood]

With what kind of sauce?;)

[love2sing]

Garlic and Olive Oil and fresh Basil

[OU812]

and add some crabby Patty's

[macca]

just let me get thru the week without getting an ulcer.......

[love2sing]

I already have one of those. Hmmm, let me get through the week without having another car accident. I seem to have more car accidents than posts and we know that can't be a good thing.

[OU812]

Originally posted by macca
just let me get thru the week without getting an ulcer....... what is the cost for an good quality ulcer

[love2sing]

the cost is that you must be careful about what you eat and drink

[tome811]

Originally posted by OU812
what is the cost for an good quality ulcer

That part is free Tim. Just give it a few more years, Lance and Amber will be supplying you with plenty!:D

[yleekiyote]

Time for the purple pill.

[love2sing]

Don't laugh! That purple pill saved me from undergoing the dreaded upper GI series

[yleekiyote]

My wife had that done last week. They found a hernia that was causing her to get sick every time she ate. They highly suggested it.

[love2sing]

I hope she is feeling better. Stomach ailments are no fun at all. I thought I was having a heart attack. That's how bad the pain was. That was 6 years ago, luckily I have been okay ever since.

[zuzu]

Originally posted by love2sing
***** the tag team, God . Send me a man with lot's of money and tell him to keep his f---ing clothes on. Every time they come undressed I get into trouble. Thank you God!!

I have had 2 "surprise" naked men dates in less than a year...one was trouble for me but the other was trouble for him when I discovered him sitting naked on my brand new sofa!

[yleekiyote]

Originally posted by zuzu


I have had 2 "surprise" naked men dates in less than a year...one was trouble for me but the other was trouble for him when I discovered him sitting naked on my brand new sofa!

Earl said he would get a steam cleaner and get that out..........No more Poncho's for him........:D

[love2sing]

And eveyone laughs at those Italian and Jewish ladies who insist on covering their furniture in plastic. Can you imagine that guy trying to peel his sorry butt off that couch? OUCH!!!!

[chinarain62]

There's nothing worse than having plastic burn on your ass - oh wait - rug burns ARE worse

[love2sing]

How true CR62, how true!

[chinarain62]

But after further deliberation - getting rug burns is sometimes more fun!

[love2sing]

Well I know I had fun getting them. Of course my knees haven't been the same since.

[chinarain62]

:eek:

[love2sing]

Who said that? Did I really say that? I'm sure someone will kill me for it.

[Wakddood]

Originally posted by love2sing
Well I know I had fun getting them. Of course my knees haven't been the same since. I got grass burns on the inside of my knees, I had fun getting them but it killed me for a week. I told her no more backyard escapades after that.;)

[OU812]

i see you have been working it

[Wakddood]

Originally posted by OU812
i see you have been working it Not lately, tryin' to find a good one but ain't found her yet. Had a couple of offers that I turned down. With good reason.

[OU812]

tell them lets F first the we will go out and eat dinner

[Wakddood]

Originally posted by OU812
tell them lets F first the we will go out and eat dinner no these are the ones you tell, see ya wouldn't want to be ya:eek:

[love2sing]

Dear God,


Please don't let me kill my kids this week!

[OU812]

CILL MY LAN LORD

[love2sing]

Dear God,
Please don't let me be over my goal weight this Saturday when I go to Weight Watchers! Thank you, God!

PS
God, did I tell you, you look fabulous lately.

[OU812]

i told you that last time i had you in

[love2sing]

In what?

[love2sing]

Dear God,
Thank you for not letting me burn my neck on the flat-iron this morning!
Love,
Linda

Yes God.......yes, I know if I just got up a little earlier, I would reduce the risk of injuring myself trying to achieve a good hair day! Thank you for the advice!