Sarcastic 1 reaches 700 Posts!

[chinarain62]

Congrats!

[love2sing]

Congratulations RRC! 700 posts. Just checked my posts and I have more than you. What a scary realization. It just told me I need to get a life!

[NY DREAMER]

We all think that one day or another!! Posting is just to much friggen fun! You get caught up in it and thats that!! :D

[chinarain62]

Yea, take ME for example!

[love2sing]

Hey RRC, you posted 700 in 2 years. Can you do 700 push ups in a shorter time period? Just curious.

[OU812]

slow down

[chinarain62]

Who needs to slow down???

[love2sing]

faster is better

[OU812]

thats right i can see it in your face as the speed gets faster

[LessPaull]

Hmmmmmmm..........

[love2sing]

Hmmmm. Hard to see someone's face when you're behind them

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by love2sing
Hmmmm. Hard to see someone's face when your behind them


NICE ONE!:D

[zebrachikodoom]

yeah sarcastic1 . you're nice

[OU812]

nice nice nice yeah

[love2sing]

you know where nice gets you?

[OU812]

in the sack

[love2sing]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by OU812
in the sack [/QUOTE

and in the car and in the living room and in the dining room and in the shower, and in the ..........well, the list is endless

[love2sing]

oh and I was just reminded about the kitchen table.

[love2sing]

and not to be outdone by anything else was the time we used the pinball machine and made it tilt in a whole new way!

[sarcastic1]

Is Nothing Sacred ?

[love2sing]

Church! And all the music I sing there is sacred

[sarcastic1]

Isn't the pinball machine sacred. I'm pretty sure I heard someone calling God.

[love2sing]

yes someone called God! That experience gave a whole new meaning to the word "tilt"

[love2sing]

Also new meaning to the word "flipper" or was that "flip her" must have been too drunk to remember

[OU812]

OR FLIP HIM OFF

[love2sing]

no. that would be out of bounds

[OU812]

true dat way out

[chinarain62]

When Sarc1 hits 1000 posts, he told me I can have his PT:p

[love2sing]

That's funny, he told me I could have his PT. Maybe he said CT, I don't know, but it was something like that.

[sarcastic1]

I hate to ask but what is CT ?

[love2sing]

:eek: Let's play hang man

c--k t----r

[love2sing]

Ya know maybe it was PT. It's so hard to hear when someone is holding you by the ears.

[LessPaull]

NICE !!

[love2sing]

you've no idea!

[sarcastic1]

Why are my ears ringing ? Someone talking about me?

[love2sing]

No. No one's talking about you. Your ears just ring when someone holds you by them

[chinarain62]

CT can also mean Connecticut!

[love2sing]

IC, so the PT will B in CT ASAP after S1 hits M posts. Cool! Still not talking about you RRC

[sarcastic1]

Ahhhhhhhhhh............The Ringing ! It just Wont Stop.

[love2sing]

Maybe you should answer the ring. I'm sure it is for you.

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by love2sing
IC, so the PT will B in CT ASAP after S1 hits M posts. Cool! Still not talking about you RRC


a girl can dream.....!

[love2sing]

unfortunately, dreams can turn to nightmares.

[Crash N' Ride]

Originally posted by chinarain62
Congrats!

Nice job man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[love2sing]

He's heading toward 800. We'll throw you a party then RRC and alright you can keep the PT, ya big baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[sarcastic1]

Big baby ?

[love2sing]

little baby?

[love2sing]

ooooh! Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[sarcastic1]

Thats more like it.

[love2sing]

there are more exclamations where that came from. I'm just gonna use that one for a warm up exercise.

[sarcastic1]

hmmmmmmm exercise........indoor sports

[love2sing]

swimming in my bath tub is my extent for indoor sports.

[sarcastic1]

i'm too big to swim in my tub, or should i say my tub is too small.

[love2sing]

Not touching that one with a ten foot pole! But my mind wants to

[sarcastic1]

Thanks, just leave that one alone. I know it's killing you.

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
Not touching that one with a ten foot pole! But my mind wants to explain the mind thing

[sarcastic1]

You're not helping me here OU812

[love2sing]

Originally posted by OU812
explain the mind thing

I'll PM you all about it. I signed a waiver forbidding me to post certain incriminating information. The names will be changed to protect the guilty

[sarcastic1]

Hey, remember what you signed. Don't say anything the lawyer said your not allowed to.

[love2sing]

I'll keep that in mind too!

[chinarain62]

Shit - things like that come back to bite you the ass!

[love2sing]

Yeah, I've gotten bitten before! Usually on the nipple not on the ass.

[chinarain62]

OUCH!

[love2sing]

the only problem is I keep losing nipple rings

[chinarain62]

THAT is SOOO HOT on a guy!

[love2sing]

like I said before I'm happy if they have more hair than they have belly

[chinarain62]

:D

[love2sing]

;)

[Delirious Nomad]

Originally posted by love2sing
like I said before I'm happy if they have more hair than they have belly

crap....looks like I'm out of the contest.....;)

[OU812]

have hair and no belly

[sarcastic1]

Yeah Tim, how do you do that ? I have hair, and the belly. can't seem to lose it, the belly that is.

[chinarain62]

Tim's mentor is Al Pacino - he's got the inside scoop on how to keep his hair and have no belly!

[OU812]

i want to use the F word just like him

[macca]

Originally posted by sarcastic1
Yeah Tim, how do you do that ? I have hair, and the belly. can't seem to lose it, the belly that is.

That's called gravity....we can't escape it!

[love2sing]

Okay let's see what the outcome is so far,


In:Tim

Out: Delirious Nomad

Possibly: Sarcastic1 ( although there was a time that if he stood sideways all you saw was his wallet and his nose)



And by the way Macca, in your neck of the woods it's called gravity. Here, we call it eating too much take out!

[OU812]

ah ah ha ha yeah in and out

[love2sing]

works for me. top or bottom?

[sarcastic1]

Which do you prefer ?

[love2sing]

Neither. I prefer it sideways

[sarcastic1]

I thought they said that about Asian women

[love2sing]

I'll put my kimono on and I'll be right over

[sarcastic1]

Have to change your hair to black

[love2sing]

If you're looking at my hair I must be doing something wrong!

[LessPaull]

Thanks For The Visuals !!

[love2sing]

No problem!!! I'm just glad they let me play on the computer in the adult home.

[OU812]

have fun

[LessPaull]

OK !!! TERRIFIC !!!

[love2sing]

Let me turn my hearing aid up so I can hear you

[sarcastic1]

What did you say ?

[love2sing]

Oh wait, I need my glasses to hear you better, my dear!

[sarcastic1]

You won't need glasses

[love2sing]

yes I will. please fill them with absolute and orange juice, thank you very much

[sarcastic1]

Wonder if I still remember how to do that

[love2sing]

It's like riding a bicycle. Once you bartend you never forget.

[sarcastic1]

Just kidding. I'm sure I've still got it.

[love2sing]

good then make me 1 with a back up and that should start the night right.

[sarcastic1]

Sounds like a good start. And a shot to go with that. just to jump start the evening

[love2sing]

What do you suggest? You've already damaged my liver beyond repair.

[sarcastic1]

I haven't been pouring 'em for the last several years. But Blackhaus is always nice, chilled.

[love2sing]

okay! you're the expert. will it put hair on my chest? because I had one helluva time removing all that hair after I lost my favorite bartender

[sarcastic1]

you look better without the hair

[love2sing]

thanks. wish I could say the same for you.

[love2sing]

sorry. you can get even with me for that one.

[sarcastic1]

Hey, I still have mine, well, most of it.

[love2sing]

yes, you do still have your chest hair. I noticed that.

[sarcastic1]

very observant

[love2sing]

Well when a guy has more hair sticking out of his v-neck than on his head, it's noticeable

[sarcastic1]

Gotta start wearing turtlenecks

[love2sing]

I thought turtle necks were standard issue

[sarcastic1]

at work. not at home

[love2sing]

Don't wear turtlenecks. Let all that gray hair show. It makes you look distinguished (old) and it's very sexy!!!

[love2sing]

I hate turtlenecks for myself. I always feel like I'm choking. I prefer low cut shirts. If I push my boobs together I almost have cleavage. Are you getting the visual on this?

[OU812]

i am thanks

[love2sing]

Enjoy!!!

[sarcastic1]

I'm Trying

[love2sing]

trying is all we can do

[OU812]

think of the little choo choo

[love2sing]

well it's more like the little red caboose

[sarcastic1]

Why is it red ?

[OU812]

no shit how about pink or lime green

[love2sing]

because it's the little red caboose. not the little gay caboose.

[love2sing]

Originally posted by sarcastic1
Why is it red ?

81 (not my favorite number) posts to go to get to 1000. I'll be thinking of something special to do for you when you get up there. If you have any special request, let me know. It will be cause for celebration. Then again I'll celebrate anything.

PS- are you missing a grey pair of clean boxer briefs?

[sarcastic1]

don't think so

[love2sing]

are you missing a pair in navy blue?

[sarcastic1]

are you starting a collection

[love2sing]

I am now. Damn I wish I knew who these things belonged to.

[love2sing]

955 sarc1. only 45 to go for the who's behind the door prize! Cool! See you can still rock!

[chinarain62]

L2S has beat out Sarc 1 and he's been on the board MUCH longer.....whoa!

[OU812]

running with the pack

[love2sing]

Originally posted by chinarain62
L2S has beat out Sarc 1 and he's been on the board MUCH longer.....whoa!

I'm just getting even for all the pinball games I lost to him. And everything else he beat me at. I do think he posts more often now that I'm on the board. It's like therapy since I don't get out much.

[sarcastic1]

Therapy or whatever else you need to make it through the day, or night.

[love2sing]

Well if we want to discuss what I need to make it through the night that would be alright by me. Maybe it should be who I need, not what I need. No! It should be who I need and what he can do for me! Okay, now we can talk!

[love2sing]

23 more to go

[OU812]

lets go you love the night life baby

[sarcastic1]

Night Life, Oh Yeah !

[love2sing]

Morning is better for me!:D

[OU812]

the cars baby the cars

[love2sing]

trains, planes and automobiles

[OU812]

candy o i need you

[love2sing]

I can't hear you!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[OU812]

put on the cars first albume

[love2sing]

okay let me dig it out and blow the dust off it

[OU812]

do it baby do it

[sarcastic1]

Loved the cars stuff !

[OU812]

that band had some good songs back in the day

[love2sing]

back in the day

[OU812]

Originally posted by love2sing
back in the day i was smoking pot and drinking beers beers beers

[sarcastic1]

The one I used to love, played it in my band was Dangerous Type. maybe the last song side 2 on candy-o

[OU812]

is that the cars cd your talking about

[love2sing]

Originally posted by OU812


yeah, that was me, all day and night.

[love2sing]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by OU812
is that the cars cd your talking about [/QUOTE

it's probably the cars LP

[OU812]

the ant said IM LOST

[sarcastic1]

still have it on vinyl

[sarcastic1]

I'll go look

[love2sing]

i knew it

[OU812]

you have ESPN

[love2sing]

14 more to go, and then I'll let you get up

[OU812]

from what

[love2sing]

the water bed

[sarcastic1]

yes, it's the last song on side 2 of the CANDY-O Album. don't have the cd. "DANGEROUS TYPE"

[love2sing]

hmmmm that says a lot

[OU812]

i might have to go out and find it

[love2sing]

Originally posted by sarcastic1
yes, it's the last song on side 2 of the CANDY-O Album. don't have the cd. "DANGEROUS TYPE"

I just downloaded it, I remember that song now.

[sarcastic1]

if i had a nickel for every time i played drums to that.........

[love2sing]

If I had a nickel

[love2sing]

4 more to go

[sarcastic1]

One more to Go.

[love2sing]

2, 1, blast off

[love2sing]

I know you like a book. I knew you would sign off at 999. I was waiting for it. You are a nut, but I love you. Tomorrow's another day!

[love2sing]

Wow I'm getting closer to the year I was born. And you sarc1, if we turn your number upside down, well, it brings out the devil in you.

[love2sing]

Okay, I hit the year I was born. Going in the shower now so I can get ready to go to work. Have to work tonight too, so I won't be on here to see you hit 1000, you nasty boy, not letting me see your Senior Member! You will be punished for this as soon as I can remember where I put the whip!

[sarcastic1]

OOOOOOOooooooooo..........Whip

[love2sing]

Can you bring the handcuffs?

[sarcastic1]

Black or Silver ?

[love2sing]

2 pair? Great you can use them on my ankles and wrists.

[sarcastic1]

Of course i have 2 pairs, always be prepared.

[love2sing]

True. You never know what you'll come up against.

[sarcastic1]

How true.

[love2sing]

Or who, for that matter.

[sarcastic1]

who did you have in mind ?

[love2sing]

well you know him very well. he's tall, dark and handsome........








and has money. sorry I guess that means it's not you. scared you for a minute didn't I?

[OU812]

IS IT JJ WALKER

[love2sing]

Let the good times roll!!!!!!

[sarcastic1]

Great Car's Song.

[love2sing]

Yeah I know, after Dangerous Type , you had me down loading others.

[sarcastic1]

where do you download from

[love2sing]

limewire

[sarcastic1]

is it good

[love2sing]

yeah it's good,


We are still talking about limewire right?

[sarcastic1]

yes i was

[love2sing]

just checking. I was having a bit of a blonde moment, sorry

[sarcastic1]

Keep telling yourself, i'm not blonde...i'm not blonde...i'm not blonde

[love2sing]

Oh yeah I know that. Every time I get naked I know that.

[sarcastic1]

:eek:

[love2sing]

;)

[sarcastic1]

Not if you shave

[love2sing]

I do, but I have to leave a little something there for decorative purposes.