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11-21-2003, 11:50 AM
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?''
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really.......like a newborn baby?"
"Yep........no hair, no teeth and I think I just shit my pants."
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a
little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey
kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I
don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the
thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out!
"It's a piece of Ass!"
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?''
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really.......like a newborn baby?"
"Yep........no hair, no teeth and I think I just shit my pants."
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a
little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey
kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I
don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the
thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out!
"It's a piece of Ass!"