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OU812
10-11-2002, 05:49 PM
WELL MY OU812 IS A NUMBER ITS ON A PIECE OF PLASTIC FILM..AND I BEEN GROWING FUNNY FLOWERS OUT SIDE OF MY LITTLE WIDOWSILL CAUSE DON'T YOU KNOW IM A 2000 MANTAKE IT LESS.

LessPaull
10-14-2002, 09:46 PM
...AND MY KIDS, THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL....DON'T YOU KNOW, I'M A 2000 MAN !!........................

OU812
10-14-2002, 11:17 PM
lock n loll

LessPaull
10-15-2002, 04:24 AM
Lock & Load !! Rock N Soul !! I Hate To Bowl !! Light A Bowl !!Take A Stroll !! I Eat Egg Rolls !! I Drive A Rolls!! I Race Thru The Toll !! & Watch Super Bowl !! The Grassy Knoll !! That Smelly Hole !! My Paychecks Dull !! The Doughnut Hole !! Soon I'll Be 6 Feet Under In A Hole !!! Did I Say ROCK N ROLL ??

OU812
10-15-2002, 02:35 PM
EVERY TIME I ROCK N ROLL SHIT COMES OUT MY HOLE ALWAYS AT THE NORTH POLE... I LIKE TO BOWL ONLY TO GET THE BALL FROM THE HOLE SOME SAY I HAVE NO SOLE BECAUSE I NEVER PAY TOLLS... I LIKE CINDYS MOLE AS WELL AS HER HOLE AS WE STROLL DOWN THE GRASSY NOLE BY THE SUPER BOWL.... THAT BRINGS ME BACK ROCK N ROLL . SOME PEOPLE SAY I POST AT A FAST PACE BUT IF YOU WANT TO ROCK N ROLL CALL JOHNNY RACE.

LessPaull
10-17-2002, 09:44 PM
"Very Well Said !!"..I'm Proud Of You !! You Get A Gold Star !!

LessPaull
10-17-2002, 09:49 PM
Jimmy Page on a double neck lookin to the right,at Mott The Hoople..What a Sight !!Geddy & Alex on top of Morrisons Grave & Brian Setzer looking at you in a gaze. KK Downing , on the 22nd fret...and The NY Dolls create a threat !!..In A Frame !! ....Johnny Race !!

Sue
10-18-2002, 03:15 AM
Is this what it sounds like when white boys rap?

OU812
10-18-2002, 08:56 AM
thats right brown sugar

Sue
10-18-2002, 01:51 PM
How come you dance so good?
Just like I knew you would!
I said, "Yeah,yeah, woohw."

I'm not brown, i'm 100% confectioners sugar,baby!

LessPaull
10-19-2002, 12:34 AM
Sweet As Molassas !!

OU812
10-21-2002, 05:21 PM
DAVID LEE ROTH ONCE SAID ((( HUNNY YOUR SO SWEET I BET YOU SHIT SUGAR )))

LessPaull
10-22-2002, 10:21 PM
2 Great quotes from "Harlem Nights"...."You can throw her ***** in the air & it turns into Sunshine !"......or..."Oh! ...you wanna hit people in the head with garbage can covers!"..

OU812
10-23-2002, 01:30 AM
ONE OF THE BEST LINES ARE IN THE MOVIE VACATION WITH CC . REMEMBER WHEN THAY GET LOST AND END UP IN A BLACK NABORHOOD CC EXCUSE ME HOLMS CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK ON THE FREEWAY. THE BLACK GUY. **** YO MOMMA CC . ROLLEM UP

LessPaull
10-24-2002, 08:56 PM
Or...."Daddy says I Kiss the Best !"

LessPaull
10-27-2002, 02:32 AM
MANY YEARS SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE..............

OU812
10-28-2002, 04:01 PM
NOW ITS YEARS AND SOME DAYS

LessPaull
10-29-2002, 02:28 AM
.."Ridin Back of my Cadillac"......

OU812
10-29-2002, 02:40 AM
i thought you had a 10 speed

LessPaull
10-29-2002, 02:44 AM
No....I got a Hook n Ladder Go Cart !!! Where you goin Stymie ???...............(finish it OU812)

OU812
10-29-2002, 02:45 AM
im gonna go **** mrs crabtree in the ass ( SPANKY )

LessPaull
10-29-2002, 02:47 AM
WOW!!!!

OU812
10-29-2002, 02:49 AM
THATS THE UNCUT VERSION LOL LOL LOL LOL MLOL LOLM LOL M,

LessPaull
10-30-2002, 12:34 AM
Stymie: "I don"t know, But I'm on my Way !!"

OU812
10-30-2002, 05:55 PM
HOME SWEET HOME

ZEBRAFREAK
11-04-2002, 12:48 AM
YOU KNOW I'M A DREAMER...BUT MY HEARTS A GOLD...
I HAD TO RUN AWAY HIGH
SO I WOULDN'T COME HOME LOW!!!

OU812
11-04-2002, 07:54 PM
DUDE DONT SING THAT I HAVE FLASH BACKS OF RICKY RACKMAN

ZEBRAFREAK
11-05-2002, 01:59 AM
WELCOME TO LOVELINE!!!

LessPaull
11-05-2002, 02:34 AM
ZEBRAFREAK....what did you do to your hair ??? you look so different !!

ZEBRAFREAK
11-05-2002, 02:38 AM
I'M A HOTTIE!!!

LessPaull
11-05-2002, 02:42 AM
wanna go to dinner ???.............Whats up with SWAN......Thats Gotta be OU812 under a different name !

ZEBRAFREAK
11-05-2002, 02:43 AM
NO IT'S ZCHIKS COUSIN!!!

LessPaull
11-05-2002, 02:46 AM
WOW!!...We'll see them on Fri Night at Beerys !!

OU812
11-05-2002, 09:58 AM
NO ITS MR BUNGLE HE TOLD ME AND I TOLD ZEBRACHICK AND SHE TOLD SUE.

Sue
11-05-2002, 11:39 PM
No, Swan is a real person...I met her and she is very nice. Her name is Erica and she is Christine's future sister-in-law.

swan
11-05-2002, 11:54 PM
Thank you Sue! Yes I actually exist, I will more than likely be at Mr Beerys on friday. Cant wait to see everyone!

MrBungle
11-06-2002, 02:36 AM
I'm Kilroy!...Kilroy!...Kilroy!...

OU812
11-06-2002, 02:42 AM
is she a FEMBOT

swan
11-07-2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by OU812
is she a FEMBOT

Damn! The jig is up. You cant resist our charms, Mr OU812. ;)

OU812
11-07-2002, 01:42 AM
if your a fembot then i will stay away from your jublies

LessPaull
11-07-2002, 10:47 PM
You Got Somethin' against Jublies ??

OU812
11-08-2002, 12:38 AM
yea the ones that shoot at you

LessPaull
11-10-2002, 12:48 PM
Your either "A Very Attractive Blond" or your NOT Swan.....

swan
11-10-2002, 04:50 PM
awwwwwwwwwwww, thanks!

OU812
11-10-2002, 07:12 PM
LOOK OUT LESS IS OUT FOR SOME ?

LessPaull
11-10-2002, 11:31 PM
"She's my little Rock n Roll ..baby"... take it timmy....

OU812
11-11-2002, 03:30 PM
I NEED TO KNOW THE SONG

LessPaull
11-12-2002, 02:10 AM
Stones........Little T & A!!

OU812
11-12-2002, 02:14 AM
i don't know that one . in order for me to know a good song it must have something about death.

LessPaull
11-12-2002, 02:21 AM
Do You Know...To Kill A Mockingbird ??

OU812
11-12-2002, 02:25 AM
Yes what a great song . Its not on my top 10 list but it rocks. I like that song kill all the young. By the brady bunch.

LessPaull
11-12-2002, 04:35 AM
Sha Na Na Na,Na Na Na ....Sha Na Na Na...KILL KILL KILL!!

swan
11-12-2002, 11:29 PM
Those movies & shows are so realistic. When I was little- I used to sing in the mall with my brothers & sisters all the time! :D

LessPaull
11-14-2002, 01:09 AM
Tell someone who cares ....

ZEBRAFREAK
11-14-2002, 03:09 AM
JOHNNY FORGOT TO TAKE HIS XANAX TODAY!!!
BE NICE TO THE SWAN OR SHE'LL BITE YOUR HAND!!!

swan
11-14-2002, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by LessPaull
Tell someone who cares ....

Oh my God! I officially dont heart u anymore!

OU812
11-15-2002, 12:24 AM
FIGHT FIGHT LETS SMOKE POT AND LIGHT OUR CATS AND DOGS ON FIRE .

swan
11-16-2002, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by OU812
FIGHT FIGHT LETS SMOKE POT AND LIGHT OUR CATS AND DOGS ON FIRE .

LMAO! Where in the hell did that come from?

ZEBRAFREAK
11-16-2002, 02:04 PM
TIMMY WAS IN THE SPECIAL CLASSES AS A CHILD!!!

LessPaull
11-16-2002, 02:18 PM
Hey Swan........Just tryin' to get you stirred up !! Just Kiddin' !!LOL...LOL...LOL... !!!

swan
11-16-2002, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by LessPaull
Hey Swan........Just tryin' to get you stirred up !! Just Kiddin' !!LOL...LOL...LOL... !!!

That does it! Less, looks like I may have to take you out next time i see you. Oh yes- be afraid. :D

ZEBRAFREAK
11-17-2002, 12:34 AM
WHERE YA GONNA TAKE HIM!!!
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO LIKE BEING ABUSED!?!
IF I DIS YA WILL YOU TAKE ME OUT TOO!!!

LessPaull
11-17-2002, 02:49 AM
Just Don't Mistake Me for Ralphie from the Sopranos !!...Go Easy on me ...Will Ya ??

swan
11-18-2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by ZEBRAFREAK
WHERE YA GONNA TAKE HIM!!!
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHO LIKE BEING ABUSED!?!
IF I DIS YA WILL YOU TAKE ME OUT TOO!!!


In the words of my boyfriend "Maybe you'll see it differently through a few black eyes!" I swear- He is just a kidder :)

OU812
11-19-2002, 02:49 AM
ITS TIME TO BACK OFF ZF.

swan
11-19-2002, 11:54 PM
No! It was'nt like that! Maybe I like the abuse, after all, Iam a 55 yr old transvestite. :)

OU812
11-20-2002, 12:58 AM
ZF ITS ALL YOURS .

LessPaull
11-22-2002, 12:58 AM
You Got something against "Black-Eyed ,55 Year Old Transvestites ??...Didn't You See The Latest "South Park"??

OU812
11-22-2002, 02:34 AM
push it to the limet LIMET.

LessPaull
11-24-2002, 03:19 AM
T I M M A H !!

LessPaull
11-24-2002, 03:22 AM
I Thank You with all my Heart for the new avitar...But I'll just lose all the Somewhat -Respect that I somewhat have with the Gorgeous Ladies on the board !!!!!...I'll just keep it for my own fornification !!

OU812
11-24-2002, 11:09 PM
DRINK SOME VO AND SLEEP ON IT.

LessPaull
11-27-2002, 04:40 PM
You Forgot the DKA !!!Oh I'm sleepin on it alright !!

OU812
11-28-2002, 02:10 AM
lock n lolll

LessPaull
11-29-2002, 07:52 PM
What Are You Speakin' ?? Japanese ???...Lock N Loll !!! No Tickey, No shirty !!

swan
11-30-2002, 03:13 AM
Duh! In Japan it's lock & lorr!

OU812
12-02-2002, 02:17 AM
loudness play very lowd lock n loll thay love lock n loll .

LessPaull
12-10-2002, 02:47 AM
"I Wuv Loth & Loll"

OU812
12-11-2002, 02:29 AM
JOHNNY RACE PLA LOWED LOK N LOLL ALL NITE HE PRAY DAT GETAR ALL NITE HE A GOOD LOK IN LOLL PRAYER.

swan
12-12-2002, 08:25 PM
LMAO Ou812!!! :p

LessPaull
12-17-2002, 01:28 AM
MAKA-HOYA-DING-DING !!

OU812
12-17-2002, 02:05 AM
U JOHNNY A GROOD FRELLA U A GROOD FREN TO HAVE I RIKE WIN YOU PRAY DAT ERECTRICK TWANGER.