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Peter_Klim
10-22-2003, 09:10 PM
Well, if I came to a Zebra show wearing my "Got Jesus?" T-shirt, what would you do?

GuitarPLYR
10-22-2003, 09:31 PM
That depends. If I didn't know you, then I would probably not even look twice, but if I knew you, then I would say hello to you. REGARDLESS of what kind of shirt you had on.

Mr. Orange
10-22-2003, 10:11 PM
I would agree with GuitarPLYR on this one. If I knew ya' I would say hi! But if I didn't I wouldn't say anything. Not because I don't like your shirt but because i don't know you.

- Mr. O

NY DREAMER
10-23-2003, 11:35 AM
I would look at your shirt smile and keep on moving up front! All while wearing my"Jesus is my homeboy"tee!!! :D

macca
10-23-2003, 01:12 PM
Ditto!!

Doorman
10-23-2003, 02:47 PM
I would tell him "would you please explain to Mel Gibson that "my people" had nothing to do with your untimely demise".

GuitarPLYR
10-23-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Doorman
I would tell him "would you please explain to Mel Gibson that "my people" had nothing to do with your untimely demise".

NICE!!

OU812
10-25-2003, 11:29 AM
If Jesus came to a Zebra show?
HE WOULD HAVE ON A I KNOW JOHNNY RACE SHIRT

chinarain62
10-25-2003, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by OU812
If Jesus came to a Zebra show?
HE WOULD HAVE ON A I KNOW JOHNNY RACE SHIRT


Good one TIm!

tome811
10-25-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by macca
Ditto!!

Ditto again!

OU812
10-30-2003, 06:21 PM
and on the back of his shirt it would say which way to TIMSTOCK

chinarain62
10-31-2003, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by OU812
and on the back of his shirt it would say which way to TIMSTOCK



:D

Mr. Orange
10-31-2003, 04:41 PM
If you say Hi. He will want to take you to see a Tarantino flick. Cause Tarantino ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Wakddood
11-20-2003, 06:49 PM
I'd say hey dude cool shirt but where's your Zebra shirt? I have quite a few religious T-shirts but I wear my Zebra shirt to a Zebra show. But I don't just wear my religious shirts to church either , I wear them in public so others can see. Everything has it's time and place. One thing I can't stand is when people with religious shirts only wear them to religious events.

sasssy1
11-21-2003, 01:21 PM
I'd definitely say hello. But, how would I know it was him?????????

NY DREAMER
11-21-2003, 01:42 PM
Maybe he would have a name tag saying" Hi my name is Jesus" on his Zebra shirt...;)

GuitarPLYR
11-21-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Wakddood
I'd say hey dude cool shirt but where's your Zebra shirt? I have quite a few religious T-shirts but I wear my Zebra shirt to a Zebra show. But I don't just wear my religious shirts to church either , I wear them in public so others can see. Everything has it's time and place. One thing I can't stand is when people with religious shirts only wear them to religious events.

That's cool, so long as you don't blow a gasket if someone doesn't believe in what your t-shirt says. If I wear a DLR era Van Halen shirt, and someone came up to me and said "Dave ****s, Sammy's better", then I would say "Great!! You have your own opinion". I would never try to convince that person that my way of thinking is the RIGHT way, it's only opinion.


...and yes, I wear my Van Halen shirts to events other than Van Halen functions.:D

since they're not together right now, maybe that was a bad example...

OU812
11-28-2003, 11:20 PM
yo GTR PLAYER what about your right said fred shirt

GuitarPLYR
11-29-2003, 12:34 AM
Nobody is supposed to know about that one. :o

Eddie S
11-30-2003, 11:36 AM
I would bet that Guy and Jesus would be good friends.

OU812
12-05-2003, 10:01 PM
don't let Jesus collect the money after the gig thats all i can say

earl
12-06-2003, 02:54 AM
I'd make him buy me a ****ING DRINK!The Bitch owes me!And for anybody who says I'm going to hell for this post,I"LL MEET YOU AT THE GATE,FIRST ROUND IS ON ME!!!!!!

MrBungle
12-06-2003, 08:14 PM
heretic! my stigmata's acting up again, I need to get sum loshun

OU812
12-08-2003, 02:20 AM
only if its not on EARLS skin

Ludwig7
05-15-2006, 01:54 AM
Say hi to you and smile! Jesus would love Zebra! I am sure he does! :)

ronbo11
05-20-2006, 08:23 AM
BUENAS DIAS or BUENAS NOCHES depending on time of day!

love2sing
05-20-2006, 05:07 PM
I would sing:

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Tell me what you think
About your friends at the top
Now who d'you think besides yourself
Was the pick of the crop?
Buddah was he where it's at?
Is he where you are?
Could Mahomet move a mountain
Or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did you know your messy death
Would be a record breaker?

Roadman169
05-23-2006, 10:54 PM
I'd definitely say hello. But, how would I know it was him?????????

I think we'd all know, and he'd be rockin right along with us!!!!!!!

Acid~Zydeco
05-30-2007, 04:44 PM
I would tell him "would you please explain to Mel Gibson that "my people" had nothing to do with your untimely demise".

There has never been a "people" who didn't make at least one mistake...escpecially those within that group which become leaders -- the good ol' USA has definitely murdered some of her own through "our" leadership -- and Jesus was one of a "people" himself. Who are the bad guys responsible for His death? It seems that logically secure minds do not look to blame somebody. Sane Christian tradition implies that mankind did the crucifying. This death fulfilled and completed a mission of Love (Proving the claims of Christianity can't be done 100% but enough evidence has caused millions to react in faith).

Jesus shows up at Zebra show? ...I'm not about to move out the first row and lose my place for anyone ! He's too secure to be offended...He would understand. I believe He sees our value even though any people would stumble.

puffpattiduke
05-31-2007, 11:43 AM
I would tell him "would you please explain to Mel Gibson that "my people" had nothing to do with your untimely demise".


Actually, it was really Pontius Pilot (who was the Roman Governor) that washed his hands of trying to save Jesus - the Romans had everything to do with his untimely death - the Jewish people just didn't beleive that he was the Messiah :lily:
I would tell him Rock on Jesus!!! Rock on!!!!