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10-07-2003, 02:14 PM
2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE
September
14................John Curtis High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................New Orleans Blind Academy
October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................The State Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic
9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients,
the Saints must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind,
the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried
over the goal line for all you Saints fans that have
never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.
4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men
on the field at all times.
5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with
band members at any time.
6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as
opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with
each gain of three yards or more, instead of the
usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the
"New Orleans Tampons"
as they are only good for one period
and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach.
She will no doubt blow a few,
but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
September
14................John Curtis High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................New Orleans Blind Academy
October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................The State Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic
9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients,
the Saints must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind,
the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried
over the goal line for all you Saints fans that have
never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.
4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men
on the field at all times.
5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with
band members at any time.
6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as
opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with
each gain of three yards or more, instead of the
usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the
"New Orleans Tampons"
as they are only good for one period
and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach.
She will no doubt blow a few,
but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!