7 word story.....

[love2sing]

You my boy are lovesick!

[LessPaull]

& Tims Response was "You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet!".....

[love2sing]

Show me the money is all he could really say

[LessPaull]

Doh !! I Ain't Gots No Cash....Do Ya Take Credit ??

[78 zebra man]

as he swipes the credit card between his...

[LessPaull]

Own Ass Cheeks & Believe It Or Not.....Its Approved , So......

[love2sing]

even though it now has 2 brown stripes on the card

[LessPaull]

He Gets Rewards For Every Purchase...Keep That Ass Goin' Tim !!....

[love2sing]

It's such a well oiled machine

[LessPaull]

It Takes A Likin' & Keeps On Tickin' !!!

[LessPaull]

I'm Proud Of Ya Timmah !! You Go Boy !!

[OU812]

then i get a call from a very sexy girl with her first name starting with a D and her last starting with a C .
she whispers over the phone
Tim I want action tonight satisfaction all night.

[love2sing]

then Tim woke up to find his tickle me Elmo doll between his

[LessPaull]

Ass Cheeks Thinking It was A Charge Card , & Then.....

[78 zebra man]

reality sets in and he realizes his left hand is on his

[OU812]

remote so he turns over and tells dawn that corona extra beer is brewed and bottled by cerveceria modelo,s.a.de c.v MEXICO
then the front door swings open and

[love2sing]

in comes the stripper they hired for

[sarcastic1]

next to nothing because someone had a

[78 zebra man]

I O U, ONE FREE BANG ON THE HOUSE. SHE DROPS HER THONG AND MUCH TO HIS SURPRISE.....

[sarcastic1]

Holy crap, how did you hide that

[78 zebra man]

ROCKET LAUNCHER BETWEEN YA CHEEK AND GUM?????? AFTER THAT SHE PULLED OUT WHAT SEEMS TO BE A

[OU812]

spatula that i gave to her and she said you told me a year ago that you were in love with me but I'm not convinced because i see you only spent 2 dollars on this plastic spatula so

[love2sing]

she went to the store and found a $3.00 spatula and

[OU812]

sent it to john and said with this spatula i de wed

[Delirious Nomad]

Then they made pancakes on the new

[love2sing]

bbq grill he bought himself for Father's Day

[Delirious Nomad]

and as the pancake dough fell through

[78 zebra man]

she oozed into something less revealing so he can nuzzel his head between her..........

[love2sing]

Absolutly Beautiful Breasts & She Just Got More Pancake Syrup So....

[LessPaull]

They Can Sing " She's Hot Sweet & Sticky !!" Now The Fun .......

[love2sing]

would be if L2S could post under Tim's name

[LessPaull]

So Tim Whipped Out His Sticky Spatula & Started To Whack Off....

[love2sing]

in front of his in-laws when Darlene

[OU812]

yelling hit it CC

[Delirious Nomad]

, tore off Tim's shirt and began to

[love2sing]

lick his nipples and run her hands through his chest hair

[78 zebra man]

AS SHE UNLEASHES HER HEVENLY TA-TAS AND BEGINS TOO WIGGLE LIKE A ..........

[LessPaull]

Sweedish Fish & Tear Timmy Apart Like He's Never Been......

[OU812]

until john finds out all about the double dongs in his

[love2sing]

napsack. So he asks Tim to ****

[78 zebra man]

back another corona till the real women arive with all the toys for the.......

[OU812]

white kids are all ready to be

[LessPaull]

Molested By Tim & Then Realized , What Am I Doing ???.....

[OU812]

i still have my GI joe up my

[love2sing]

Did YOU take little blue pills to keep Joe up?

[OU812]

no cause he already has the kung fu grip

[LessPaull]

& Now Its Stuck & H Can't Let Go , So They Called.....

[OU812]

patty to bring over her long rubber

[love2sing]

spatula to pry open the hole so

[Delirious Nomad]

that they could insert a fourteen inch

[78 zebra man]

PAIR OF VICE-GRIPS INTO THE DARK UNKNOWN TO PRY OUT THE .....

[OU812]

rolex yacht master

[LessPaull]

& Proceed To Order Pizza Pies Delivered To Bungles House.....

[OU812]

but someone is keeping bungle from getting on this board so he has to fly low and under

[love2sing]

the HM radar or forever suffer the

[OU812]

no its not HM

[LessPaull]

It's The Undercover Cops Making Bungle.....

[OU812]

have with all the ho's

[LessPaull]

He'd Have To ask Permission To .......

[chinarain62]

get back on the board or else

[OU812]

earl will blow more street pizza all over his

[LessPaull]

Sneakers & Think It's An Art Project From the Night Before......

[chinarain62]

like the pottery he made in therapy

[OU812]

in front of his

[chinarain62]

ho's that are Bungle's sloppy seconds

[LessPaull]

Amigo Friends At Taco Bell While He Showed Them How......

[OU812]

to play football with shit all over his hands because he ran out of shit paper

[LessPaull]

& Tried To Use His Socks , But They're All Full Of ......

[OU812]

scotch tape he used to tape up his

[LessPaull]

Knickers So All The Girls Can Say.......

[OU812]

knock 3 time's if you really want

[LessPaull]

If You Wanna Jam A Fat Dildo In Your Own Ass Til ......

[OU812]

he comes up with

[78 zebra man]

something better to do with his left index finger after he inserts it into.......

[OU812]

his moms left

[LessPaull]

Armpit , Then That Means You Better Watch Out Cause She's Gonna....

[love2sing]

be late putting dinner on the table

[Delirious Nomad]

of contents of the book they just

[OU812]

don't look right all jammed up in

[78 zebra man]

ya left nostril....she should have stuck it in his ........

[OU812]

moms aunt's dog house outside far from

[78 zebra man]

that sound that is coming from outside the bedroom that sounds like ....

[78 zebra man]

james brown on crack with a bad case of the street pizza blues before the dog comes out from.......

[OU812]

under the house with a G I JOE in his mouth and a bottle of nasal spray sticking out of his

[78 zebra man]

ANUS...........
IT LOOKS LIKE GI JOE HAS LEFT HIS LEFT LEG SOMEWHERE INSIDE OF.......

[love2sing]

Ken and Barbie is getting very jealous

[OU812]

that GI JOE has shit all over his head and

[LessPaull]

Finally Called "Sponge Bob" for Help To Take "Psychedelic Sue's" Clothes To the Cleaners.....

[OU812]

because she saw tom jones singing LIKE a lady woh woh woh like a lady
then she yelled.

[love2sing]

stop this ride and get me outta here

[OU812]

then tom pulled out his

[LessPaull]

Lawnmower & Started To Mow The Street & The Cops....

[love2sing]

started yelling "calm down Delilah 'cause we just can't take any more!"

[LessPaull]

Now This Is Where Mr. Bungle Comes Along &.....

[love2sing]

starts giving lessons on how to make

[sarcastic1]

porn videos with the new camcorder he

[love2sing]

received as a doorprize when he *****ed

[sarcastic1]

up because he really wanted to win

[OU812]

A WIFE THAT WOULD LET HIM **** EVERYTHING THAT WALKS

[78 zebra man]

now how can you come back after that one????????

[love2sing]

ya can't! that's why he's getting divorced

[OU812]

(back to the story)
all of a sudden the door swings open

[RockinRob1970]

and it's mr bungle.."I heard that!"

[78 zebra man]

and what in god's name is that smell.....

[OU812]

who took a shit in my

[love2sing]

Corvette! That Johnny ****ing Race! No more apple jacks for you

[OU812]

as he yelled in front of

[78 zebra man]

His sunday church worship leader, now get your wife off my....

[OU812]

GE standard light bulbs or i will

[78 zebra man]

blow chunks into your new wifes.............

[OU812]

marks a lot permanent marker collection

[LessPaull]

So Now....The State Troopers Delivered Pizza At Tims House & Busted.....

[OU812]

EARL for trying to

[78 zebra man]

polish his white boots with the friggen.........

[OU812]

government cheese he gets every month from

[love2sing]

the prostitute next door. Earl always borrows

[LessPaull]

Her Spatula & Figured ..."Hey ! What The **** !!".....

[OU812]

all i need is

[love2sing]

LOVE!!!!

[OU812]

so bend over

[love2sing]

and just say ahhhh, while I put

[OU812]

my bud light 24 oz can in

[love2sing]

your mouth and beg you to swallow

[OU812]

my firecrackers with your

[love2sing]

eyes closed and your mind open when

[LessPaull]

Mr. Bungle Asks If Its OK If The Fine Hookers Are Allowed...

[love2sing]

hang candy canes from Johnny Race's dic




























tionary

[LessPaull]

-ograph & Mr. Bungle Said Yes , Just Be Careful cause...

[love2sing]

you will make his balls minty fresh

[78 zebra man]

Originally posted by OU812
so bend over

AND LET ROVER TAKE OVER..................................:D

[OU812]

because love2sing loves to

**** BIG ****












































TRACY COMIC BOOKS BECAUSE SHE LOVES THE TASTE OF INK ON HER

[love2sing]

ass


















inine looking boy toy, who

[OU812]

with johnny race looking outside from his window

[78 zebra man]

checking out her beautiful "MOUNTAIN SIDE" and the valley below the...

[OU812]

unshaved bush from

[LessPaull]

The Hairiest Pool Rack Big Momma Muff Needs A Real bad....

[78 zebra man]

bush WACKIN after her day in the

[love2sing]

shopping mall buying Christmas presents for her

[OU812]

moms gay lover

[78 zebra man]

who loves to insert the....

[sarcastic1]

baster for the turkey in to her

[OU812]

BUTT



































ER DISH

[LessPaull]

Then That Broke, So She Jammed A Stick of Butter In Her *****



















Cats Waterbowl Hoping It Would.....

[OU812]

break off so she could eat A black ****











































ROACH cause she loves bugs and

[love2sing]

once you go black you never go to

[OU812]

wal mart cause your to good for that and

[78 zebra man]

all the blue light specials are at the big K, so Y put jelly on ya noodle before ya place it .......

[OU812]

in your hot dog you pulled out of your

[love2sing]

Christmas stocking that were attached to your

[LessPaull]

Friend Timmys Ass & He Decided To Try......

[love2sing]

licking whipped cream off his own nipples

[LessPaull]

& It Wasn't A Pretty Sight !! Now The Sherriff Took Over......

[ZEBRAFREAK]

HE PUT THE FURRY CUFFS ON TIMMY

[Zebra 3]

who said ... "you are cuffing me where?!!!" :eek:

[OU812]

and he replied inside of your

[LessPaull]

Mommas Basement With A Leather Hood & An Orange Ball In The Mouth Until You Say....

[love2sing]

Lego my Eggo or I'll cum


















over and

[OU812]

finger your brown Hole



































in your wall by the tv

[78 zebra man]

right between ya cheek and gum......

[LessPaull]

With A Little Bit O' This & A Little Bit O' That.....

[macca]

A new drink will be invented. We'll.......

[78 zebra man]

that might be stretchin it a bit, but stretchin is good for your......

[LessPaull]

Anal Cavity If Thats What Your Into But Check With Your .......

[love2sing]

dentist first. He is the ultimate cavity fighter

[OU812]

and will AMY for the deep CREST of your hole only to find that its AQUAFRESH with WHITENER

[78 zebra man]

not to mention that PEPSIDENT smile protruding from outside your...

[macca]

*what ever happened to just 7 words*:D

[78 zebra man]

Originally posted by OU812
and will AMY for the deep CREST of your hole only to find that its AQUAFRESH with WHITENER

not sure:D

[LessPaull]

Originally posted by 78 zebra man
not to mention that PEPSIDENT smile protruding from outside your...

Nieghbors Backyard While Strippers Continue To...

[78 zebra man]

pounce upon your well developed lemon filled........

[GreggFromJoisey]

this sounds a little like Haiku LOL

[OU812]

WITH CRABBY PATTYS AND

[love2sing]

Patty's with crabs.

[OU812]

i was told no way

[LessPaull]

But Liars Are People Too !! So The New Orleans Saints Got Involved & ....

[love2sing]

after they got their asses licked by

[78 zebra man]

a pack of wild camels who were in for mardi-gras....

[LessPaull]

& Drank Stanky Beer At Timmahs House Before They...

[OU812]

put fire crackers way way up in his

[78 zebra man]

left nostril real close to his eye socket....

[love2sing]

they decided to streak through town with

[LessPaull]

Earl & Mr. Bungle While The Tuba Players Played.....

[OU812]

born in the usa by some stupid

[love2sing]

ass redneck cowboy wearing hot pink garters

[LessPaull]

& A TuTu Singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"& Timmah Said...

[love2sing]

Holy Cyndi Lauper! That's my favorite song!

[LessPaull]

& Then He Asks , "Do You Guys Know Y.M.C.A. ??" Timmah Was So Excited He.....

[love2sing]

he wet his pants and screamed, "Thank God for depends"

[LessPaull]

Not That Theres Anything Wrong With That , But...Jimmy Page Showed Up & ....

[love2sing]

asked Tim if he wanted to borrow his wheelchair

[78 zebra man]

so he could cruse around his bedroom while tim......

[Delirious Nomad]

shaved his head with a cheese grater...

[LessPaull]

& All The Nicks On His Head Reminded Us Of ....

[love2sing]

the first time we shaved our pubic hair

[LessPaull]

& Timmahs Nuts Were In Such Bad Shape......

[78 zebra man]

he had them removed and replaced with................

[love2sing]

Nerf balls so he wouldn't get hurt

[Delirious Nomad]

while he was choking his chicken after

[LessPaull]

Rubbin' One Out To The New Bay City Rollers CD &......

[Delirious Nomad]

bonus DVD. Then Jimmy Page decided to

[LessPaull]

Kick Timmahs Ass Cause He's A Sally & Hates.....

[LessPaull]

The Bay City Rollers Cover Of "Black Dog" & Takes It Out On Timmah....

[love2sing]

because Tim's a crossdressing, Wham loving SOB

[OU812]

then jimmy page looks very close at L2s and looks at some hair on her upper lip he gets close to her and grabs a lock of hair and pulls of her mask only to see that it was Johnny race
so he really gets mad turns to Tim and says im sorry
he bends johnny over and jimmy puts his 12 inch love gun up his

[78 zebra man]

right nostrill until it protrudes out of his lower ........

[love2sing]

Originally posted by OU812
then jimmy page looks very close at L2s and looks at some hair on her upper lip he gets close to her and grabs a lock of hair and pulls of her mask only to see that it was Johnny race
so he really gets mad turns to Tim and says im sorry
he bends johnny over and jimmy puts his 12 inch love gun up his

Tim!!! 7 word story, not 7 sentence story, which by the way, is clearly a run on sentence!

[love2sing]

Originally posted by 78 zebra man
right nostrill until it protrudes out of his lower ........

left big toe and wiggles when it

[OU812]

pokes out of his Satan star or if you call it the DEVILS ONION RING
AS HE SCREAMS

[love2sing]

wake me up before you go go

[Delirious Nomad]

or I'll give you a blow blow

[love2sing]

so he grabs the nearest ho ho

[LessPaull]

Now OZZY's All Pissed Off & Helps Johnny Race...

[love2sing]

slurp all the vodka from OZZY's dish

[LessPaull]

& Darlene Wants To Know Who Put Vodka In The Dish !!

[love2sing]

just a bunch of drunk *****'s

[OU812]

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT JOHN AND LINDA ARE

[love2sing]

just in it for the money and

[78 zebra man]

the green stamps you get when you.....

[love2sing]

purchase merchandise at Wal*Mart with your

[OU812]

tits for the purchase only to get

[love2sing]

2 for 1 and a coupon to 6 flags

[LessPaull]

& A Free Set Of Teeth With A Mobile Home Fill-Up....

[love2sing]

and set of KISS coffee mugs sure to

[LessPaull]

Make Timmahs Day As Long He Empties Out The "Shitter" 2X a Week ......

[love2sing]

whether he needs to or not because he

[78 zebra man]

likes eating cookies and milk while he's.........

[LessPaull]

Talking About Nutrition To The Kids But Forgets About Jimmy Page &......

[78 zebra man]

anna nicole making peanut butter sandwiches in..................

[scottso]

the nude while whining about some drunken...

[78 zebra man]

photographer clicking pictures of her heavenly twins hanging.......

[scottso]

like a couple of billboards for Trimspa...

[LessPaull]

Who Are All Lookin For A Little "Trim" Themselves But Timmah Refuses.....

[love2sing]

to put down the Village People CD

[78 zebra man]

AND GET BACK TO REAL BUSINESS LIKE...............

[love2sing]

Pimping on Long Island at the hot dog truck

[78 zebra man]

offering a 2 foot long dong for...........

[love2sing]

a $ 1.50 and asking if they wanted mustard on that

[78 zebra man]

or would he like it dry between two buns............................

[OU812]

and a slice of wonder bred between her

[OU812]

and her big

[78 zebra man]

ears which always get in the way of...........

[LessPaull]

A Nice Hummer , So Robert Plant Walked In & Said....

[love2sing]

If I pay for a Hummer with cash,

[78 zebra man]

will you bring out the beaver for...................

[OU812]

EDDIE MUNSTER CAUSE HE IS THE KING OF THE NIGHT TIME WORLD WITH

[scottso]

girls who can REALLY deliver a 'Hummer'

[love2sing]

at a moments notice and not spill

[78 zebra man]

NOT EVEN A DRIP BETWEEN YA CHEEK AND GUM................

[love2sing]

just like Maxwell House, ' Good to the last drop'

[OU812]

no its Palmolive bitch