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zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 03:30 PM
an old man and his wife are traveling across the country as their 50th wedding anniversary gift. So they stop in to a gas station.

the attendant notices they have been traveling and had some los vegas suveners in their car.

" just getting out of vegas ?" the attendant askes

"what, what, what he say?" said the old woman

"he's just asking if we just got out of vegas, yes young man we had a wonderful time" said the old man

"you know i went to vegas once" said the attendant

"what, what, what he say?" said the old woman

"he just said he's been to vegas" said the old man

"yeah i had the worst lay of my life there" said the attendant

"what , what, what he say?"

"he thinks he knows ya" the old man replied to his wife

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 03:41 PM
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! :D

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 03:55 PM
ya like that right

OU812
06-17-2003, 03:59 PM
WHO IS THAT IN YOUR AVATAR IS IT ONE OF THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 03:59 PM
That was a good one! ;)

OU812
06-17-2003, 04:00 PM
IT LOOKS LIKE ONE ONF THEM

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 04:00 PM
he does look like joey mcintire right!!!!!!!!!!!!

OU812
06-17-2003, 04:10 PM
yes it does its joey

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 04:12 PM
do you know who that really is?

OU812
06-17-2003, 04:15 PM
vh1 story tellers

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 04:17 PM
What the hell are you two talking about?

Z-chik's avatar? That looks like Jerry Mathers circa 1962.

BTW, nice beaver!

OU812
06-17-2003, 04:22 PM
true dat. june im home

yleekiyote
06-17-2003, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Hugh_Bond
What the hell are you two talking about?

Z-chik's avatar? That looks like Jerry Mathers circa 1962.

BTW, nice beaver!

ROFLMAO, good call Mr. Bond

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 04:53 PM
The filthiest line ever spoken on broadcast TV came out of June Cleaver's mouth:

"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 05:00 PM
oh man

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 05:01 PM
well my avatar is joey mcintire look a like jamie jackson

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by zebrachikodoom
well my avatar is joey mcintire look a like jamie jackson

Well, next time you see him, tell him, "Nice beaver!"

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 05:26 PM
Hmmm, does this mean that Randy is really Ward Cleaver?

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 05:27 PM
Or is it Pam Dawber (without makeup) playing Randy as Ward?

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 05:28 PM
Just think...

Every time June would go into her bedroom, she'd wonder who's behind the door!

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 05:30 PM
lol lmao

Hugh_Bond
06-17-2003, 05:33 PM
June: Take your fingers from my hair.

Randy/Pam/Ward: I can't! They're stuck in all that hairspray!!!

(add laugh track)

zebrachikodoom
06-17-2003, 05:37 PM
oh man

OU812
06-17-2003, 09:29 PM
HUN WHERES THE BEAVE . [JUNE] BETWEEN MY LEGS ASS HOLE.

Hugh_Bond
06-18-2003, 12:19 AM
But that's on the other side! Roll over, June!!!

zebrachikodoom
06-18-2003, 11:47 AM
you guys are silly

chinarain62
06-18-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by yleekiyote


ROFLMAO, good call Mr. Bond


THAT is too freakin' funny!

Hugh_Bond
06-18-2003, 09:00 PM
The 3-point conversion!!!