Can You Give 100%?

[yleekiyote]

Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in undergrad studies..this is heavy management stuff..

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than a 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more that 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%.
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


What makes up a 100% in Life?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5+ = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!


So pucker up!!!!!

[NY DREAMER]

WOW! Thats some math or should I say life lesson! And isn't it the truth! :D

[OU812]

SOUNDS LIKE A NUMBERS GAME

[MrBungle]

THAT WAS COOL!

[LessPaull]

Forget All That.............."Rock N Roll Johnny Race" Gives 150% In Any Bar You Put Him In !!.....Correct Me If I'm Wrong !!

[MrBungle]

Johnny, you'll need that 150% down here! make sure all cylinders are firing!