Poll: Are you a t!t-man or an @ss-man?? [Archive]

chinarain62

04-28-2003, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Doorman
The voting part did not seem to be working for me. T's are oh so ice but The "Dman" is definitely an ASS man! I'm diggin' Hugh's new avatar a little too much..."I ain't askin' for much, I said lord take me downtown...I'm just lookin' for some....."

So this counts as an unofficial vote for booty!

Doorman

04-28-2003, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by chinarain62

So this counts as an unofficial vote for booty!
Yes..I'm changing mname from "Doorman" to "ASSMAN"!

chinarain62

04-28-2003, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Doorman

Yes..I'm changing mname from "Doorman" to "ASSMAN"!

LOL:D

Dawnie_Rock

04-28-2003, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Doorman
[B]The voting part did not seem to be working for me. B]
Hey Doorman,
Was it that you didn't want to vote, or does the voting thingey ACTUALLY not work?? I want to make sure I set this up right!!

Dawnie_Rock

04-28-2003, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Doorman

Yes..I'm changing mname from "Doorman" to "ASSMAN"!
We'll be sure to get you some license plates there, Assman!!;) ;)
But then people may think you're a proctologist!!!

zebrachikodoom

04-28-2003, 10:56 PM

c'mon guys voting time

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
Just to see if Hugh_Bond is correct in assuming that no one votes here, I've decided to try another poll. Men, just vote which you like better. See?? Easy!!

Okay, I voted for the sake of the experiment but I'm not happy with the choices. I like both equally!!!

AND I'M TAKING IT PERSONALLY THAT MORE PEOPLE VOTED IN THIS POLL THAN VOTED IN MINE!!!

Just wait till June. You'll get yours. ALL of you who didn't vote! Nevermind that I've downloaded HUGE files from Johnny Race, Sampire, MrBungle and 0U812 -- and all on a 56K!!!

Then again, maybe I shouldn't spend money I don't have to travel HUNDREDS of miles to visit people who can't even click a dot for me!!! :mad:

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock

We'll be sure to get you some license plates there, Assman!!;) ;)
But then people may think you're a proctologist!!!

He lives in Jersey. You can be sure that one's taken already! ;)

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 12:30 AM

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 04:10 AM

"T & A"

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 04:12 AM

T's !!!

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 04:12 AM

I Mean A's !

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 04:14 AM

T's

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 04:14 AM

A's

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 04:15 AM

I Can't Take It Anymore !! I LOVE TITS & ASS !!

rob

04-29-2003, 10:25 AM

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE A'S. BOTTOMS UP.

Doorman

04-29-2003, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by rob
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE A'S. BOTTOMS UP. Come mon on on on BABY....

Doorman

04-29-2003, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock

Hey Doorman,
Was it that you didn't want to vote, or does the voting thingey ACTUALLY not work?? I want to make sure I set this up right!! I wanted to vote, over and over and over again...
I actually just DID vote and it worked.

OU812

04-29-2003, 01:08 PM

BOTH ASS AND TITS

swan

04-29-2003, 06:51 PM

WOW t's & a's are exactly tied.

swan

04-29-2003, 06:52 PM

Hugh- I tried to listen, but I was having trouble getting the music to play:( I guess you'll just have to play for me when you come here in June! :D

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

Okay, I voted for the sake of the experiment but I'm not happy with the choices. I like both equally!!!

AND I'M TAKING IT PERSONALLY THAT MORE PEOPLE VOTED IN THIS POLL THAN VOTED IN MINE!!!

Just wait till June. You'll get yours. ALL of you who didn't vote! Nevermind that I've downloaded HUGE files from Johnny Race, Sampire, MrBungle and 0U812 -- and all on a 56K!!!

Then again, maybe I shouldn't spend money I don't have to travel HUNDREDS of miles to visit people who can't even click a dot for me!!! :mad:

Patrick's gone postal!

stinker1224

04-29-2003, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by chinarain62

Patrick's gone postal!

He'll fit right in when he gets here then....:D

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by stinker1224

He'll fit right in when he gets here then....:D

Sad...but true! He has NO idea what he's in for!

CarlW53

04-29-2003, 07:12 PM

Ass up, face down.

Dawnie_Rock

04-29-2003, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by CarlW53
Ass up, face down.
Make sure you vote "ass-man"Carl...

Unfortunately, I didn't make "face down" a choice in THIS poll...hmmmmm..maybe the next one....

Dawnie_Rock

04-29-2003, 08:02 PM

Well, I believe my poll is a BIG success, and disproves Patrick's theory that the people on this board don't vote...

Men of the Zebra board, please continue to fulfill your obligation as an American, and get out there and VOTE!!

Dawnie_Rock

04-29-2003, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by swan
WOW t's & a's are exactly tied.
Yeah, it is interesting too, because almost all the comments on this thread seem to favor asses. I guess a-lovers are more vocal, t-lovers are quieter.

I love doing scientific analysis on all my data.....

LessPaull

04-30-2003, 03:05 AM

It's Tie Cause I Love Tits AND Ass !!Rock N Roll Johnny Race Is The NON-Tie Breaker !!
Titties N Beer ! Titties N Beer !! Titties N Beer ! Titties N Beer!

CarlW53

04-30-2003, 06:46 AM

T lovers are quieter cause they always seem to have something in their mouths.

RockinRob1970

04-30-2003, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by LessPaull
"T & A"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

EVHFV

04-30-2003, 02:27 PM

Wow, this one's tough because when it comes right down to it, both have great things going for them and are equally important in their won ways. But, I have to admit, I'm a quiet T-Lover!!!!!!!!!!!! Very few things in life can come in so many different shapes and sizes and still all be considered "perfect". T's get my vote!!!!!!!!! :D

Doorman

04-30-2003, 02:36 PM

The more I read this thread, the more my opinion sways. You all make such valid points....I think Doorman switched to Assman and now changed into "T A S S M A N " !!!!!
" 'cause I'm the Tassman...yeeeaahh I'm the Tassman!"

yleekiyote

04-30-2003, 02:43 PM

"Tassmanium Devil"

Hugh_Bond

04-30-2003, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Doorman
" 'cause I'm the Tassman...yeeeaahh I'm the Tassman!"

"If you try to sit I'll tax your seat..."

Doorman

04-30-2003, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

"If you try to sit I'll tax your seat..."
NO HUGH....I'll TAS your seat...

Doorman

04-30-2003, 04:15 PM

"She's my little rock and roll, ahhhaaaaa..."

Hugh_Bond

04-30-2003, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by Doorman

NO HUGH....I'll TAS your seat...

You're not getting anywhere near my seat, even if you ARE circumcised!

yleekiyote

04-30-2003, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

You're not getting anywhere near my seat, even if you ARE circumcised!

"He's a unick.......he's a unick.........he's dead......"
"The gig is up"
"And gone"

Dawnie_Rock

04-30-2003, 07:13 PM

Yay!!!!
8 people have voted in my poll!!!!

Whoever hasn't voted in this poll yet, CAST YOUR VOTE NOW!!!
Your opinion counts!! Stand up and be counted!!

Dawnie_Rock

04-30-2003, 07:14 PM

Right now the vote is 5 to 3, in favor of the t!tmen....So, if you're an @ssman, make sure to vote and BE COUNTED!!!

Doorman

04-30-2003, 08:59 PM

"Rack of WHAT?....well I'll have some of THAAAAAT!!!

OOOooooo ooooo oooo oooooo

GreggCo

05-01-2003, 12:21 AM

T'S!!! Speaking of poll's.....LOL

zebrachikodoom

05-01-2003, 12:24 AM

can the girls vote? cause i'm an ass girl!!!!! ass grab game is great

GreggCo

05-01-2003, 12:50 AM

Chick, wanna laugh? I just voted. Tit of course! And it said "you will now be taken back to the poll" LOL!!!!

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by GreggCo
Chick, wanna laugh? I just voted. Tit of course! And it said "you will now be taken back to the poll" LOL!!!!
See, tits take you to the poll!!

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by zebrachikodoom
can the girls vote? cause i'm an ass girl!!!!! ass grab game is great
Of course Z-chik....Make your voice be heard!!!

RockinRob1970

05-01-2003, 08:29 AM

I guess I'm a Bud man.

zebrachikodoom

05-01-2003, 09:15 AM

cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zebrachikodoom

05-01-2003, 09:17 AM

i voted for ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so any of you guys that have a cute tight butt watch out

OU812

05-01-2003, 09:18 AM

I guess im in.

zebrachikodoom

05-01-2003, 09:19 AM

already got you

zebrachikodoom

05-01-2003, 09:19 AM

but that doesn't mean i won't get you again

OU812

05-01-2003, 09:21 AM

we will have to see wont we ?????

zebrachikodoom

05-01-2003, 09:27 AM

yes we will

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 12:22 PM

My poll
ROCKS!!!!

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 12:23 PM

10 people have voted......
t!tmen still in the lead over @ssmen (and women) 6-4!!!

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
My poll
ROCKS!!!!

Fine. Rub it in.

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 01:22 PM

"Power to The People!!!"

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
"Power to The People!!!"

Just for that I'll tell you I voted for T!TS, D.D.-Lo!!

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 01:28 PM

Was this supposed to be a confidential poll???
Or do you think I want Assmen to win b/c of my resemblance to J-Lo in the avatar???
:D :D :D

RockinRob1970

05-01-2003, 09:14 PM

"Like a rock"

rob

05-02-2003, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
Was this supposed to be a confidential poll???
Or do you think I want Assmen to win b/c of my resemblance to J-Lo in the avatar???
:D :D :D i hope not. i told everyone my answer

chinarain62

05-02-2003, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
My poll
ROCKS!!!!

It juts goes with your theme....

DD Roxxx etc, etc.:cool:

rob

05-02-2003, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by chinarain62

It juts goes with your theme....

DD Roxxx etc, etc.:cool:
you say etc. ect. what else does she do. i heard shes multi-talented.:D

LessPaull

05-03-2003, 02:05 AM

I Like KISStericals Nipples w/whipped cream !!
Blue & Red Ones !! Hmm Hmm Good!!

LessPaull

05-03-2003, 02:08 AM

OH MY GOD!!! NICE AVATAR HUGH BOND !!!
YES !! YOU ARE A TIT MAN !!
ROCK N ROLL !!!!:cool:

Hugh_Bond

05-03-2003, 05:19 AM

Originally posted by LessPaull
OH MY GOD!!! NICE AVATAR HUGH BOND !!!
YES !! YOU ARE A TIT MAN !!
ROCK N ROLL !!!!:cool:

Glad you like!

She's got a nice ass, too. That was her ass that was shaking in my avatar a while back. I like 'em both!!!

Dawnie_Rock

05-04-2003, 02:37 AM

T!tmen are beating the @ssmen 7 votes to 5!!
@ssmen, be sure to get your vote in!!

These are the issues that matter!!!

rob

05-04-2003, 09:29 AM

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED. CAN I VOTE TWICE?

EVHFV

05-04-2003, 09:36 AM

If we can vote twice, I'm gonna vote for boobs again. Actually, I think voting for boobs requires 2 votes, one for each boob!!!! I went to Hooters last night, it just reconfirmed for me why I voted for boobs in the first place!!!! Amazing, simply amazing. I'm talking about the wings!!!!

rob

05-04-2003, 10:54 AM

WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE ORANGE SHORTS? THEY ARE LITTLE DOWN HERE.

MrBungle

05-04-2003, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by rob
WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE ORANGE SHORTS? THEY ARE LITTLE DOWN HERE.

what about on the girls? And the bungle vote was .................................ASS

OU812

05-04-2003, 12:32 PM

YOU MADE YOUR VOTE.

Dawnie_Rock

05-04-2003, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by EVHFV
If we can vote twice, I'm gonna vote for boobs again. Actually, I think voting for boobs requires 2 votes, one for each boob!!!! I went to Hooters last night, it just reconfirmed for me why I voted for boobs in the first place!!!! Amazing, simply amazing. I'm talking about the wings!!!!
Were they hot???
(I'm talking about the wings, too!!)
;)

Dawnie_Rock

05-04-2003, 12:37 PM

We are now 7 votes to 6 in favor of t!tmen......
What a close contest!!

Note to EVHFV:
I checked with the judges, and unfortunately, boobs cannot be voted per single boob......1 vote per pair. Sorry!!

EVHFV

05-04-2003, 05:12 PM

Damn, there's always a glitch in the system. Always trying to keep the boob man down!!!! Well, the wings were hot. We got the "911" wings. They literally bring tears to your eyes. Yup, still talking about the wings. But, there are a LOT of beautiful girls working there. The shortys are about as small as they can get. Not even sure they count as shorts. Theyr'e basically what used to be considered panties until the thong took over as the norm for women to wear under their clothes. The tank tops, well, they're also about the size of what my 2 year old neice would be wearing. I'm not complaining, mind you. Lastly, If you're ever in CT, in the Wehtersfield area, stop in the Hooters on the Berlin Turnpike. If God is good, he'll have Holly working there at the time. She takes the cake. Gorgeous. Just gorgeous everything. No woman is "perfect", which is great. It's the subtle differences in all women that give them their character. Long dark hair, long legs, beautiful face, not too skinny, but enought to grab onto. The boobs, big, but firm. I couldn't ask for any more. OK, if I was a little younger and better looking, and she was a little older. Still, great visual while eating wings. Hot, totally hot. This time, I mean the wings as well as the waitresses. They're all great....Holly just stands out for me. I suggest you all go and decide for yourself!!!! I've been to the one in Famingdale, too. Again, lots of beautiful women there. Make the rounds, it's worth the trip!!! :D

OU812

05-04-2003, 05:40 PM

I GIVE YOU AN A+ ON YOUR LAST POST .

ZEBRAFREAK

05-11-2003, 03:21 PM

THE TITS ARE WINNING

RockinRob1970

09-04-2003, 11:57 PM

I can't decide :( . I like them both.

earl

09-05-2003, 09:26 PM

I'm definitely a leg man,I like them long at least 33"in flats to 34" inseam, slender, smooth silky legs,mmmmm

RnR TNT

09-06-2003, 09:11 AM

I must be an ass man , Cause everyone's always sayin to me " Your an Ass man!!"

earl

09-06-2003, 10:32 PM

I love legs,the longer the better as long as the in seamis between 33" and 34"

Wakddood

09-08-2003, 08:43 PM

Give me a breast in my mouth anyday. By the way I was lucky enough to be around when Zchik won BBITH at Monsters of
Mock. Hats off to Zchik, nice ones. :p

banterman

09-09-2003, 02:44 PM

i can't participate in this poll unless you add the choice of "BOTH"!!!

by the way Dawnie, I'm going to take credit for distributing the Viking Kittens link!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah-aaaaaaaah!

banterman

09-09-2003, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by Wakddood
Give me a breast in my mouth anyday. by
the way I was lucky enough to be around
when Zchik won BBITH at Monsters of
Mock. Hats off to Zchik, nice ones.:o

WHAAAAAT???!!! are you saying ZChick showed her tatas?!?!?!

Stickman

09-17-2003, 02:17 PM

I just love the boobies!!!

Dawnie_Rock

09-17-2003, 05:45 PM

It's nice to know that the IMPORTANT things endure.....like my poll on t!ts vs. @ss !!!

Dawnie_Rock

09-17-2003, 05:46 PM

We're all tied up right now at 10 and 10...
Who will win????
T!ts or @ss????
Oh, the drama!!!!

Delirious Nomad

09-17-2003, 06:01 PM

T!ts? Anything more than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.
@ss? More cushin' for the pushin'....

Gotta go with @ss!!!!:D

mark

09-18-2003, 05:10 PM

I'm all for Leggs. If I had to select between T and A I'd have to say A.

RnR TNT

09-18-2003, 10:04 PM

I am A certified memeber & I still can't vote It wont accept me on 3 different computers ( Tell Me Whats The Deal >>>>

Wakddood

09-19-2003, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by Delirious Nomad
T!ts? Anything more than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue. Bull, I've had more than two handsful and my tongue survived.:eek:

Delirious Nomad

09-19-2003, 02:13 AM

Are you Mick Jagger or Stephen Tyler? :p

Delirious Nomad

09-19-2003, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by Delirious Nomad
Are you Mick Jagger or Stephen Tyler?

Or Gene Simmons?:p

Delirious Nomad

09-19-2003, 02:15 AM

Very cool signature, Wak.....
One of my favorite, (if not my favorite) Q songs.

Dawnie_Rock

09-19-2003, 08:22 AM

Asses are ahead 11 to 10!!!

mark

09-19-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
Asses are ahead 11 to 10!!!

Ahead 12 to 10 now. I keyed in a response but forgot to vote. But then it all depends on what you mean by a tit man? Tits in general or the size of them?

Ok, I'll get a little descriptive on this topic.

Theres 5 classes of Tits with numerous shapes. I'll leave the cylindrical, round, and torpeo issue alone and concentrate on size.
A's - a little small but definitely workable, nice for nibbling
B's - are hott n sexy
C's - little too much (SHHH! Don't tell my wife)
D's - too much, saggish begins early
PAMELA ANDERSON IMPLANTS - disgusting!

A cute ass or ass with a little extra pushin cushin were the tight panties start to ride up the crack is always nice.
A behemoth size ass that impedes a womans walk is too much.

In the words of Freddy Mercury, 'Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round'. But then too much extra cushion and you better 'Get on your bikes n ride' to shed a few pounds.

yleekiyote

09-19-2003, 02:35 PM

How about socket size?
(Deer in the headlight look from everyone reading this)

Measurements around the nipple area.
Measurements around the nipple.

Get a nice CLEAN set of socket's (millmeter). When nipple is extract, place socket over nipple for sizing.

TPJM

09-21-2003, 03:35 AM

How can any hetero man possibly choose between T & A? That's like choosing who your favorite child is :D

macca

09-21-2003, 02:56 PM

ditto....both are nice!:)

Wakddood

09-22-2003, 08:05 PM

I went to Monsters of Mock 6 on 9/20 and as usual they had a BBITH (Best Breasts In The House) contest again. Now if butts are so great why isn't there a best a$$ in the house contest. I rest my case, boobs rule. :p

mark

09-23-2003, 03:58 PM

OK OK. T's are nice. Butt nothing compared to when a woman bends over naked in front of you with a nice A. Butt men are lucky. They can enjoy the best of both worlds.

Dawnie_Rock

09-24-2003, 11:29 PM

All tied up again at 12 each!!!

You guys can't seem to make up your minds!!!

tome811

09-25-2003, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Wakddood
I went to Monsters of Mock 6 on 9/20 and as usual they had a BBITH (Best Breasts In The House) contest again. Now if butts are so great why isn't there a best a$$ in the house contest. I rest my case, boobs rule. :p

No Best Butt contest, cuz it there wuz, there would be so much instant wood in the place, there would be too many injuries trying to move about through the crowd!!
Best Breasts contests are safe. They just cause a lot of drooling.
Only need the "slippery floor signs" out for them!