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OU812

04-26-2003, 02:30 AM

TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL REPORT A WOMAN WHO GOES BY CHINARAIN HAS JUST DONE THE UNTHINKABLE IN A FIGHT FOR THE SECOND PLACE RANKING SHE DELIVERED A CRUSHING BLOW TO THE MAN WHO HAS BEEN HOLDING IT FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS . WE CANT GET A COMMENT FROM THE ZEBRAFREAK CAUSE HES STILL KNOCKED OUT LAYING DOWN IN THE RING . STAY TUNE FOR A REPORT.
OU812 07-05-2002 4955
chinarain62 07-06-2002 2501
ZEBRAFREAK 07-01-2002 2470
LessPaull 07-16-2002 2321
zebrachikodoom 08-09-2002 1924
rob 10-25-2002 1809
MrBungle 09-25-2002 1638
swan 10-14-2002 1331
Dawnie_Rock 12-27-2002 1023
yleekiyote

Hugh_Bond

04-26-2003, 02:32 AM

Hey, he went down quicker than Iraq!

OU812

04-26-2003, 02:33 AM

I SAW IT ON PAPERVIEW MAN DID YOU SEE THAT LAST PUNCH.

Hugh_Bond

04-26-2003, 02:36 AM

Yeah! WOW!!! It was AMAZING!!! A giant round-house with her right and Z-freak actually got airborne before he hit the mat!

That Gina can really deliver a knockout punch!

swan

04-27-2003, 12:57 AM

He went down like yo mom for a nickel!

chinarain62

04-27-2003, 05:56 PM

It was a TKO when he wasn't lookin'!

Put 'em up!

Put 'em up!!

LessPaull

04-27-2003, 06:14 PM

"HE WAS ROPE-A-DOPED" !!!

Hugh_Bond

04-27-2003, 10:12 PM

Reporter Hugh Bond here with an update on the top 10...

4963 OU812
2522 chinarain62
2470 ZEBRAFREAK
2335 LessPaull
1925 zebrachikodoom
1813 rob
1644 MrBungle
1338 swan
1074 Dawnie_Rock
0896 Hugh_Bond

ZEBRAFREAK has to make up 52 posts to get back into 2nd place and chinarain62 is still driving that number up in his absence. I've got a mere 104 posts to go before I break 1000. I'm currently only 31 posts ahead of yleekiote and attempting to put more distance on him as I type. ;) Everyone else in the top 10 appears to have a significant margin protecting their positions at this time.

Timmy, back to you...

chinarain62

04-27-2003, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond
Reporter Hugh Bond here with an update on the top 10...

4963 OU812
2522 chinarain62
2470 ZEBRAFREAK
2335 LessPaull
1925 zebrachikodoom
1813 rob
1644 MrBungle
1338 swan
1074 Dawnie_Rock
0896 Hugh_Bond

ZEBRAFREAK has to make up 52 posts to get back into 2nd place and chinarain62 is still driving that number up in his absence. I've got a mere 104 posts to go before I break 1000. I'm currently only 31 posts ahead of yleekiote and attempting to put more distance on him as I type. ;) Everyone else in the top 10 appears to have a significant margin protecting their positions at this time.

Timmy, back to you...

Thanks for the update. I expect you to do this on a daily basis!

Hugh_Bond

04-27-2003, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by chinarain62

Thanks for the update. I expect you to do this on a daily basis!

That almost sounds like a job. What does it pay?

LessPaull

04-28-2003, 09:13 AM

This So Exciting !!:confused:

chinarain62

04-28-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

That almost sounds like a job. What does it pay?

Unfortunately it's just an internship for now....

NY DREAMER

04-28-2003, 10:02 AM

Damn I just broke only a mere 100! But I am on the move! ;)

chinarain62

04-28-2003, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by NY DREAMER
Damn I just broke only a mere 100! But I am on the move! ;)

Once you start - progress is swift!

OU812

04-28-2003, 04:16 PM

WOW Bobby the ZEBRAFREAK getting clobered by a girl.

J.B.

04-28-2003, 04:36 PM

What I find interesting is that this "Hugh Bond" fella has 900 posts and has only been a member since March 2003!...and he's unemployed with lots of free time on his hands. At his current rate of ascent, you are all doomed...and he will leave you all in the dust in no time! I wonder what he use to do before he discovered this message board!?

chinarain62

04-28-2003, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by OU812
WOW Bobby the ZEBRAFREAK getting clobered by a girl.

Nah..Nah....Nah!:p

swan

04-28-2003, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by OU812
WOW Bobby the ZEBRAFREAK getting clobered by a girl.

As if he dosent like it! :D

Dawnie_Rock

04-28-2003, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by NY DREAMER
Damn I just broke only a mere 100! But I am on the move! ;)
I understand Hugh_Bond has these motivational seminars and sometimes one-on-one tutoring, so you can maximize YOUR productivity on the message boards!!!

I've seen the infomercials late at night.........

Dawnie_Rock

04-28-2003, 08:53 PM

These seminars are supposed to be more motivating than Tony Robbins!!

Dawnie_Rock

04-28-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by J.B.
..........At his current rate of ascent, you are all doomed...and he will leave you all in the dust in no time!...............

So Timmah WAS right, we are all doomed.....but it's not a giant rock careening towards the earth, it's the ascent of Mr. Bond!!

Thanks for that optimistic prognosis, JB!!!

Hugh_Bond

04-28-2003, 11:57 PM

Oddly enough, I still don't average as many posts per day as Tim, the guy with the beautiful wife and the 12-hour-a-day job.

I don't get it. :confused:

LessPaull

04-29-2003, 01:17 AM

& Johnny Race Has The Hottest Wife !!

OU812

04-29-2003, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond
Oddly enough, I still don't average as many posts per day as Tim, the guy with the beautiful wife and the 12-hour-a-day job.

I don't get it. :confused: retail jail desk computer customers .

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by OU812
retail jail desk computer customers .

Oh. Well that explains it! :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: :confused: :(

OU812

04-29-2003, 02:22 AM

HB whats your line of work.

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 02:34 AM

So here's today's look at the top 20.

## Posts /Day Member
01 4989 16.77 0U812
02 2554 08.63 chinarain62
03 2470 08.20 ZEBRAFREAK
04 2353 08.22 LessPaull
05 1954 07.45 zebrachikodoom
06 1818 09.80 rob
07 1653 07.67 MrBungle
08 1350 06.88 swan
09 1092 08.95 Dawnie_Rock
10 0948 16.39 Hugh_Bond
11 0879 02.92 yleekiyote
12 0690 02.29 Sue
13 0568 01.98 HoleyMother
14 0505 03.41 Doorman
15 0400 01.33 mark
16 0371 01.39 RockinRob1970
17 0371 02.84 stinker1224
18 0363 01.21 GreggCo
19 0359 01.25 zebragirl
20 0283 04.29 Sampire

Headlines:
0U812 is untouchable and will soon break the record-smashing 5000 mark.
Chinarain62 is putting some good distance on ZEBRAFREAK.
Zebrachikodoom is less than 50 posts from 2000.
Hugh_Bond is streaking toward 1000 at a pace second only to 0U812.
Doorman broke 500 today.
Stinker1224 is neck and neck with RockinRob1970.
Zebragirl is poised to pass up GreggCo shortly.

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by OU812
HB whats your line of work.

Hmmmm...

I was an accts receivable person for the last 5 years and hated it so I don't know about laying claim to that. That's the experience I'll have to draw upon, though. I've done several other things, though. I don't have a degree in anything. I'm totally open to a BIG change.

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond
So here's today's look at the top 20.

## Posts /Day Member
01 4989 16.77 0U812
02 2554 08.63 chinarain62
03 2470 08.20 ZEBRAFREAK
04 2353 08.22 LessPaull
05 1954 07.45 zebrachikodoom
06 1818 09.80 rob
07 1653 07.67 MrBungle
08 1350 06.88 swan
09 1092 08.95 Dawnie_Rock
10 0948 16.39 Hugh_Bond
11 0879 02.92 yleekiyote
12 0690 02.29 Sue
13 0568 01.98 HoleyMother
14 0505 03.41 Doorman
15 0400 01.33 mark
16 0371 01.39 RockinRob1970
17 0371 02.84 stinker1224
18 0363 01.21 GreggCo
19 0359 01.25 zebragirl
20 0283 04.29 Sampire

Headlines:
0U812 is untouchable and will soon break the record-smashing 5000 mark.
Chinarain62 is putting some good distance on ZEBRAFREAK.
Zebrachikodoom is less than 50 posts from 2000.
Hugh_Bond is streaking toward 1000 at a pace second only to 0U812.
Doorman broke 500 today.
Stinker1224 is neck and neck with RockinRob1970.
Zebragirl is poised to pass up GreggCo shortly.

Thanks for the update Patrick - nice job with the stats! I say you're new line of work s/b broadcasting!

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by chinarain62
Thanks for the update. I expect you to do this on a daily basis!

You did ask for a daily update! ;)

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

You did ask for a daily update! ;)

I did! And I thank you 'cuz no one ever listens to me usually!;)

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by chinarain62
Thanks for the update Patrick - nice job with the stats! I say you're new line of work s/b broadcasting!

Nothing I haven't done before. Just ask Doorman!

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

Nothing I haven't done before. Just ask Doorman!

You mean Mr. "No Show"!

Hugh_Bond

04-29-2003, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by chinarain62
I did! And I thank you 'cuz no one ever listens to me usually!;)

There's a first time for everything...

You're welcome!

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 09:42 AM

OU812

04-29-2003, 01:27 PM

YOUR RIGHT ABOUT THAT.. ONE TIME BACK AROUND 1981 I HAD MY FIRST BEER.

Dawnie_Rock

04-29-2003, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by OU812
YOUR RIGHT ABOUT THAT.. ONE TIME BACK AROUND 1981 I HAD MY FIRST BEER.
And he had his 2nd one during his trip to NY here last month...

chinarain62

04-29-2003, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock

And he had his 2nd one during his trip to NY here last month...

Actually it was his 2nd and third - he was 2 fisted remember?!

OU812

04-30-2003, 01:42 AM

good one 2602

LessPaull

04-30-2003, 02:53 AM

Good One ?? That ****ed !! :p

OU812

04-30-2003, 02:01 PM

LOOK DONT BE TALKING THAT WAY TO THE SECOND PLACE MEMBER ZERRAFR...OPPS I MENT CHINARAIN62

chinarain62

04-30-2003, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by OU812
LOOK DONT BE TALKING THAT WAY TO THE SECOND PLACE MEMBER ZERRAFR...OPPS I MENT CHINARAIN62

Damn right you meant ChinaRain!

yleekiyote

04-30-2003, 04:27 PM

"Hail the new queen, out with the old..................opps!":D

chinarain62

04-30-2003, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by yleekiyote
"Hail the new queen, out with the old..................opps!":D

Thanks Ylee (I think.....!!)

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 12:36 PM

We have a serious performance issue with Mr. Bond here....He failed to update us yesterday......

Do we write him up???

Or do I just fire his ass???

yleekiyote

05-01-2003, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
We have a serious performance issue with Mr. Bond here....He failed to update us yesterday......

Do we write him up???

Or do I just fire his ass???

"Fire, fire, fire, haha ahha haa haa" - Beavis

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 01:05 PM

"Fay-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-The Cult

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 02:09 PM

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

I may be unemployed but I have many jobs. Musician, photographer, webmaster, promoter, suicide counselor...
Diva carrier.....
F-me shoe model....

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 02:13 PM

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

Blue angel time?
Now THAT'S talent!!!

yleekiyote

05-01-2003, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock

Now THAT'S talent!!!

Better shave first................possible brush fire.

Dawnie_Rock

05-01-2003, 02:19 PM

Now YLEE.......HOW in the world could you possibly know this information about Hugh Bond??

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock

Diva carrier.....

Your response is in my avatar.

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by Dawnie_Rock
Now YLEE.......HOW in the world could you possibly know this information about Hugh Bond??

Well, he is BEHIND me now...

yleekiyote

05-01-2003, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond

Well, he is BEHIND me now...

Phhewww, good one Hugh. Thought they might catch on to our...... did you hear a lispe?

Hugh_Bond

05-01-2003, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by yleekiyote

Phhewww, good one Hugh. Thought they might catch on to our...... did you hear a lispe?

Don't worry. NO ONE will catch us back here behind D.D.-Lo's butt!!! (giggle-squeal)