Saddam joke....literally

[Doorman]

In Baghdad, Saddam's personal physician called a meeting of all
twenty-four of the Saddam look-alikes.
"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."
The twenty-four mustached men sat quietly, awaiting the physician to
continue.
"The good news is that Saddam is still alive."

Twenty-four men stood up as one and cheered.

"The bad new is ... he lost an arm."

[Hugh_Bond]

ROTFLMMFAO!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember Saddam's video where he was reading with those funny glasses on? He was stealing one of Ernie Kovacs' goofy characters:

http://216.136.200.194/auction/Mar/20033213451990794681276.jpg

[swan]

Too funny!!! :D

[rob]

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond
ROTFLMMFAO!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember Saddam's video where he was reading with those funny glasses on? He was stealing one of Ernie Kovacs' goofy characters:

http://216.136.200.194/auction/Mar/20033213451990794681276.jpg
HEY THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE TIMBO. TAKE A LOOK.

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob

HEY THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE TIMBO. TAKE A LOOK.

:eek:

[chinarain62]

I got some jokes someone sent me on Friday to my work e-mail addy=they were pretty funny.

I'll post some tommorrow.

[swan]

I just laughed out loud looking @ the picture! :D

[chinarain62]

Here's the jokes......


Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
.....Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the 5 day forcast for Baghdad?
.....Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
.....They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the Iraqi Republican Guard motto?
.....I came, I saw, Iran.

What is Iraq's national bird?
.....Duck

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
.....They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
.....Nothing, yet.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
.....Why should he when he can get bombed at home?


Why does the new Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
.....So they can see the old Iraqi Navy.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
.....Both look out their windows and see Rubble.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
.....You only have to teach them to take off.

Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
.....They need a map.

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
.....You shout out, "B-52"

Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?
.....He elected to receive.

How many members of the coalition does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
....."We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

[ZEBRAFREAK]

LOVE THA JOKES!!!

[chinarain62]

Good way to start a Monday - especially when it's suppossed to freakin' snow!

[ZEBRAFREAK]

NEED HUMOR THESE DAYS!!!

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by ZEBRAFREAK
NEED HUMOR THESE DAYS!!!

Among other things;)

Like....MORE ZEBRA!:D

[Hugh_Bond]

Originally posted by swan
I just laughed out loud looking @ the picture! :D

;) :D :cool:

[OU812]

BOOK WORM

[Hugh_Bond]

Dude, that's Percy Dovetonsils! That was cutting-edge in, like, 1961. He was a drunk homo reading bad poetry.

Ernie Kovacs was a genius!

[rob]

love the jokes girl!:) :) :)

[Hugh_Bond]

Originally posted by rob
love the jokes girl!:) :) :)

OH yeah!

[Hugh_Bond]

Here's a pic of US Soldiers taking a break at one of Saddam's palaces (not a joke but funny as hell):

http://www.dahl.com/home/acompany-saddam-palace.jpg

[swan]

Kick ass!!!

[MrBungle]

rumor is he bought the farm tonight! Smack down!

[MrBungle]

new one every week! Gotta go, my mommie's here!

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob
love the jokes girl!:) :) :)

Thanks Rob - gotta laugh ya know?:D

[zebrachikodoom]

excellent jokes

[OU812]

Originally posted by Hugh_Bond
Dude, that's Percy Dovetonsils! That was cutting-edge in, like, 1961. He was a drunk homo reading bad poetry.

Ernie Kovacs was a genius! i here he was a hit with all the guys

[Hugh_Bond]

Originally posted by rob

HEY THAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE TIMBO. TAKE A LOOK.

I guess you missed this one... LMAO!!

[zebrachikodoom]

a timmy look alike well he must be a hottie

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by zebrachikodoom
excellent jokes

Thanks!

You should send them to your sisters even though they are in Afganistan.

[Hugh_Bond]

Originally posted by zebrachikodoom
a timmy look alike well he must be a hottie

Go to page 1 and click the link! LMAO!!!

Please note: I am not the one who said it looks like Tim!

[rob]

Originally posted by MrBungle
new one every week! Gotta go, my mommie's here! now thats a SALLY move!

[zebrachikodoom]

sally huh

[chinarain62]

Originally posted by rob
now thats a SALLY move! TOTALLY!



Mr. B's a Sally, Mr. B's a Sally.....:p