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Pacdaddy
10-09-2008, 11:05 PM
It's a very complex plan, however we've solved bigger problem's.

Step one : SHUT DOWN NASA!!!!!

I think its more important to eat this week. I don't give a rats a.s.s if there is water on mars. We have bigger fish to fry. NASA's budget is 15.1 BILLION DOLLARS! Check out this future posting on EBAY for sale 1 space shuttle 1.7 billion u.s. dollars. Very fast, handles like a dream. We accept pay pal.

Step two : Take the rocket scientists who figured out how to get to mars on a tank of gas, and have them work on true fuel economy from the internal combustion engine. I've seen Apollo 13. These guys are smart.

Step three : Cut welfare down to 2 month limits.

Obama wants us out of Iraq in 16 months. Have him get the lazy out of there recliner in 2 months. It was put in place to help in the short term. Set up exercise bikes in the power plants and have the pedal there way to a new career! Heck we'll give'em cable! S.C.R.E.W. clean burning coal plants.

Step four : HAVE THE DEPT. OF ENERGY ACTUALLY WORK ON THERE OBJECTIVE!

The D.O.E was set up to solve the problem of our dependence on foreign oil. It was set up a real long time ago. Any progress that the big Detroit company's haven't bought and hidden. Maybe the D.O.E. can set up some ethanol E85 stations. There are 5 on Long Island. 1 public!!! Anybody want to guess who owns the other 4. I'll give you a hint. If you are messed up financially, they'll bail you out! 700 billion ring a bell.

Step five : Have the rocket scientists build an engine that runs on s.h.i.t

There is a surplus in Washington running things.

OU812
10-09-2008, 11:48 PM
wait wait wait we Americans need to go to mars and spend billions of our tax dollars so when we get there we can look at the camera and say WE ARE HERE THE FIRST AMERICAN HUMANS ON MARS
LET ME TELL THE WORLD WHAT WE KNOW
1 NO LIFE
2 CAN NEVER BE LIFE
3 LOTS OF ROCKS
4 OK NOW WHAT

crizman
10-10-2008, 10:26 AM
I hope it's not too late, But I nominate PACDADDY for President!!! Who will second the nomination? I like the way he thinks:g:

Zephead
10-10-2008, 11:01 AM
I'll second that as long as he makes beer free!!

Pacdaddy
10-10-2008, 12:07 PM
Beer would be free. I would have three day work weeks. Zebra would play the inaugural ball.

love2sing
10-10-2008, 12:49 PM
Would anybody like a homemade chocolate chip cookie?


Sorry...I've run out of group hugs

crizman
10-10-2008, 03:06 PM
Beer & cookies-I am so in:groupwave:

Key Largo
10-13-2008, 10:45 AM
Beer would be free. I would have three day work weeks. Zebra would play the inaugural ball.

and:

1 - your running mate would be either Howard Stern or Peter Criss
2 - Air Force 1? No way, you're getting around the US in the Starsky and Hutch car
3 - Super Bowl Monday would be an official holiday.

love2sing
10-13-2008, 06:12 PM
I like all those ideas!

mark
10-16-2008, 06:00 PM
1. Stop wasting our money on space exploration. You Curious? Then lay back like Edie Brickell and shoot rubber bands at the stars!

2. Light a match to your ass when you fart. Just to enlighten you on some
of the untapped energy resources in the world.

3. Then you better stay outta Newark cause the crime rates goin up!

4. Here, There and Everywhere.

5. You ain't gonna tap my poopy hole are ya?

Pacdaddy
10-17-2008, 12:50 PM
and:

1 - your running mate would be either Howard Stern or Peter Criss
2 - Air Force 1? No way, you're getting around the US in the Starsky and Hutch car
3 - Super Bowl Monday would be an official holiday.

4 - I would also make illegal to have your wife make you do chores on Sunday's!

5 - I would also have a portion of your tax refund come in the form of concert tickets and sports tickets. Front row!

6 - I would raise the national speed limit to 95 mph in all right lanes.

7 - I would make the chicken wing the american food instead of apple pie!

By the way. We only have a few more day's until Nov 4th . Make sure you write me in on the ballot!

shoeluvr
10-19-2008, 12:33 PM
nice..got my vote.