The Old Batman Show [Archive]

OU812

03-28-2003, 03:19 AM

I WAS FLIPPING THE CHANNEL THE OTHER DAY WHEN I CAME ACROSS THE ORIGINAL BATMAN SHOW . IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH WERE SO OUT OF SHAPE ROBIN LOOKED LIKE HE WAS ABOUT 110 POUNDS . ........HOW THE **** IS HE GOING TO KICK SOME ONES ASS . CAN YOU IMAGINE IF BATMAN AND ROBIN WERE REAL TODAY . THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THE BAT PHONE WOULD RING AND THE POLICE WOULD TELL BATMAN THAT THE CITY BANK IS BEING ROBBED. SO ROBIN WOULD PUT HIS CHILD PORN BOOK DOWN AND BOTH IDIOTS WOULD SLIDE DOWN THAT STUPID ASS ****ING POLE JUMP INTO A BIG ASS SLOW CAR WITH FIRE BLOWING OUT OF IT DRIVE TO THE BANK GET OUT THE CAR WALK OVER TO THE POLICE CHEIF PICK UP THE MEGA PHONE AND SAY SOME STUPID ASS SHIT LIKE OK BANK ROBBERS GIVE YOUR SELF UP THIS IS BATMAN. THE BANK ROBBERS AKA HOMIES FROM THE HOOD WOULD LOOK OUT THE WINDOW OF THE BANK AND SAY **** YOU YOU CRACKA ASS MOTHER ****ER ILL BLOW YOUR WHITE ASS UP. AT THIS POINT BATMAN AND ROBIN WOULD BE LOOKING IN THE DICTIONARY TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL ALL THAT MENT. AFTER AN HOUR OR SO THE ALL MIGHTY ONE HUNDRED AND 10 POUND ROBIN THINKS HE WILL BE THE HERO AND WALKS UP TO THE DOOR AND OPENS IT UP AND TELLS THE BANK ROBBERS TO PUT DOWN THERE WEAPONS OR THEY WILL PAY. THE NIGS LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SMILE TURN BACK AT ROBIN AND THAY LIGHT HIS ASS UP WITH 50 ROUNDS. THE END.

LessPaull

03-28-2003, 06:05 AM

STOP FLIPPIN' THRU CHANNELS,WILL YA ??

chinarain62

03-28-2003, 10:28 AM

What ARE ya doing while Dawnie is in Boston???!!!:D

OU812

03-28-2003, 02:05 PM

THIS IS ABOUT BATMAN

NY DREAMER

03-28-2003, 02:47 PM

Very funny OU812!:p BAM! POOF! SPLAT!! Holy stamp collector Batman I think we licked the Joker! :D

ROSS MAN

03-28-2003, 02:56 PM

My god tim what the hell are you smoking. I would have ended your story like this . Robin walks in the bank and the NIGS gage rape is ass and fill him up with semen. the end

Doorman

03-28-2003, 03:23 PM

My 1st true celebrity crushes.....Julie Newmar as Catwoman
and of course Barbara Eden as Jeannie.
I heard Timmah was into Shelly Winters as Ma Barker!

mark

03-28-2003, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Doorman
My 1st true celebrity crushes.....Julie Newmar as Catwoman
and of course Barbara Eden as Jeannie.
I heard Timmah was into Shelly Winters as Ma Barker!

Hey, Ask Jeanie if The Great Hodgie is still in Bagdad?

If you think Robins skinny flimsy ass looked funny walking around in a cape how about a dazed Hodgie walking around with a smoking sleeping bag on his head?

chinarain62

03-29-2003, 12:19 AM

KERPOW!

Damn, I loved that show!

swan

03-31-2003, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by ROSS MAN
My god tim what the hell are you smoking. I would have ended your story like this . Robin walks in the bank and the NIGS gage rape is ass and fill him up with semen. the end

SPLAT!!!

WorldsApart

03-31-2003, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by swan

SPLAT!!!
Right Again Old Chum!!!

chinarain62

03-31-2003, 04:40 PM

Holy tight rope Batman!