Damn Doorman...

[bayougirl]

It's your birthday AGAIN? Time sure flies don't it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, missed you at the Tomato Festival.

[love2sing]

I owe you some cookies. Unless there is something else you'd rather have...since it's your birthday you get to choose...you're so lucky!!


Have a great day! Love you, miss you and all that mushy crap!!!

:happybday:

[love2sing]

Taurus Horoscopes
(Apr 20 - May 20)


Thursday, May 15th, 2008 -- Your energy level may be lower than usual today, leaving you to feel somewhat discouraged. Perhaps the most sensible option is to just take it easy for now. Don't waste your time worrying if you don't have enough physical strength to take on a major project. Your stamina will return soon enough; in the meantime, get some much-needed rest.

In other words...you won't be having sex on your birthday! Oh well, there's always next year.

[Doorman]

Taurus Horoscopes
(Apr 20 - May 20)


Thursday, May 15th, 2008 -- Your energy level may be lower than usual today, leaving you to feel somewhat discouraged. Perhaps the most sensible option is to just take it easy for now. Don't waste your time worrying if you don't have enough physical strength to take on a major project. Your stamina will return soon enough; in the meantime, get some much-needed rest.

In other words...you won't be having sex on your birthday! Oh well, there's always next year.

First of all...THANK YOU for the birthday wishes.
I wrote sex off months ago...I think I'm on the longest "dry spell" since I got started all those years ago.

[love2sing]

First of all...THANK YOU for the birthday wishes.
I wrote sex off months ago...I think I'm on the longest "dry spell" since I got started all those years ago.

And they say only old ladies get dried up! Who knew?

Apparently, you need to blow the dust off your joy stick rather than the flame out on your candles!

[mark]

Have a Happy Birthday!*** :icecream:

[bayougirl]

And they say only old ladies get dried up! Who knew?

Apparently, you need to blow the dust off your joy stick rather than the flame out on your candles!

Or get someone else to blow you off. Yeah that's it, get yourself a nice blowjob for your birthday. (haha)

[love2sing]

Or get someone else to blow you off. Yeah that's it, get yourself a nice blowjob for your birthday. (haha)

Hey Clara,

Do you think that would come gift wrapped?

[Zephead]

This thread could get really good, quickly :woot_jump:

[Sue]

Hey Clara,

Do you think that would come gift wrapped?


Unwrapping is part of the fun...if you do it creatively!!

[love2sing]

This thread could get really good, quickly

We love to talk about Doorman's private parts, but only on his birthday are we allowed to discuss his shortcomings...:shock:

[love2sing]

Unwrapping is part of the fun...if you do it creatively!!

I am very creative!!! Wrapping AND unwrapping!!!

[Zephead]

If you girls were any kind of friends, you would help Doorman end the drought!!

[love2sing]

I always find it amusing how the mere mention of a blow job gets everyone to posting!

I've offered many times to water his lawn, but he keeps turning me down. Personally, I think he's GAY!!!

[bayougirl]

Trim your lawn and he might be interested.

[love2sing]

Trim your lawn and he might be interested.

I don't have a lawn!

[Key Largo]

I don't have a lawn!

I guess you don't need to get your landscape wet when there's a drought!!

[Sue]

If you girls were any kind of friends, you would help Doorman end the drought!!


That would require Doorman to show up. He has some difficulties there also!!


Sounds like Ira needs a shot of "vitamin V (viagra)"

[love2sing]

That would require Doorman to show up and stay up. He has some difficulties there also!!


Sounds like Ira needs a shot of "vitamin V (viagra)"

sounds suspicious to me...

[Wakddood]

I don't have a lawn!
shaved, NICE!:thumbsup:

[yleekiyote]

Is that where they get the slogan "Bald Beaver" from???

[Wakddood]

Is that where they get the slogan "Bald Beaver" from???
:roflmao: