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GreggFromJoisey
11-10-2007, 07:24 PM
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making passionate love to her.
When I confronted him, he tried to tell me that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was laid off six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Brown

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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter

mark
11-16-2007, 05:53 PM
One word for Shiela




BOBBITT!!!!

love2sing
11-17-2007, 04:29 PM
Now this is funnny!
What do you do when your old lady catches you in bed makin' love hot and heavy with another woman?

Get a new mechanic!!!!

NY DREAMER
11-19-2007, 03:25 PM
Good one!!

GreggFromJoisey
11-20-2007, 11:42 AM
Wasnt that part of a Zebra song? But Randy sang so fast I couldnt decipher the lyrics....someone help please....

Now this is funnny!
What do you do when your old lady catches you in bed makin' love hot and heavy with another woman?

Get a new mechanic!!!!

GreggFromJoisey
11-20-2007, 11:43 AM
Isnt the song "FREE" by Zebra??? Awesome jam but I cant decipher the words (similar to Wait Until The Summer's Gone)
Again, SORRY RANDY

mark
11-20-2007, 01:41 PM
Better be sorry. Randy will beat you until you become a vegetarian! :fear:

GreggFromJoisey
11-20-2007, 03:07 PM
If I became a vegetarian, Wendy's restaurant would go bankrupt. Dave Thomas would arise from the grave to kick my ass!!!:boom:

love2sing
11-21-2007, 12:43 PM
In review, no man has any business giving advice!!!:bash:

GreggFromJoisey
11-21-2007, 12:53 PM
Remember the joke? - If a man says something in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? :evil:

love2sing
11-23-2007, 11:14 AM
Remember the joke? - If a man says something in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? :evil:

That wasn't a joke!

rushtrader
11-23-2007, 03:13 PM
Isnt the song "FREE" by Zebra??? Awesome jam but I cant decipher the words (similar to Wait Until The Summer's Gone)
Again, SORRY RANDY

Free actually has 2 totally different set of lyrics that are sung in totally different ways. In the last couple of years, Randy has been mixing them. The newer lyrics are "What do you do when"... ones. The older ones, which he sometimes puts in as the second verse are sung in a more bluesy fashion.

RT

GreggFromJoisey
11-24-2007, 04:38 PM
Definitely one of my fave Zebra songs!!!!!!!!!!