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GreggFromJoisey
11-29-2006, 08:58 PM
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute.
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.

In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........
"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

sarcastic1
11-29-2006, 10:40 PM
:w00t2:

love2sing
11-29-2006, 10:43 PM
LMAO!!! Now THAT was funny!!! Very, very funny!!!

mark
11-30-2006, 11:20 AM
As far as what I read, this guys weenie came out of it unscathed! Can't say as much for his buttocks! A more extensive article I read said he had chunks missing out of his butt!

http://www.nj.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-10/1164866146256050.xml?starledger?ntop&coll=1

GuitarPLYR
11-30-2006, 11:56 AM
As far as what I read, this guys weenie came out of it unscathed! Can't say as much for his buttocks! A more extensive article I read said he had chunks missing out of his butt!

http://www.nj.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-10/1164866146256050.xml?starledger?ntop&coll=1


Holy Crap!!! Smoking crack naked in the swamp, WTF???

mark
11-30-2006, 12:22 PM
Could not of been too swampy. More extensive article, victim claims he fell asleep on beach. Another guy fishing off a peir nearby heard him screaming for 20 mintues but ignored because he thought some people were fighting. I think he was probably on the beach, smoked some crack. decided to take a dip, took his clothes off and got munched and drageed into the brush and the marsh.