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Bob Geppardt
11-12-2006, 12:20 PM
OMG.

How truly mortifying and embarrassing.

Adam and I have come up with a cool way for a second income. No not Flying Dildos, but attending auctions at the local storage units that are held to empty out storage lockers that are badly in default.

Fun part is most are blind auctions, and you spend very little money to obtain all articles within say, like 2-3 lockers. Most of the articles you find are garage sale type crap or things that after sorting and sorting, need to be curbed.

However, in all the lockers we have purchased, we have uncovered little goodies such as a $200 Tiffany Vase, etc. If you have the ability to refurbish antiques, fine jewelry, and furniture, You will turn around your investment in no time via Classified ads and Ebay. Of course, once in a while yu realize that you have been awarded a locker that belonged to someone that has passed, and you do feel inclined to return items such as an obvious heirloom to the family if locatable. It is a job.

As it takes me 2 days of sorting after Adam returns from an auction with his loot, I recruited his neice to help me sort and offer her a percentage of sales. Eager to help and to see if I had items she could use for her new condo, she began sorting through boxes, last evening.

Talk about personal items.

I hear a screech, a Buzzing sound, a thump, a bang and a roll.

Low and behold I see a very life-like, so much so, that it could have been an amputation, LARGE rubber man's dingaling being tossed like a hot potatoe as she did not know how to react to such a shock.


What have I learned?

Use gloves while searching for the cherries in our loot.
DO not have children around, as we also uncovered a bag of very illegal
recreational substance powdery stuff in a jewelry box loaded with
expensive jewelry, and had to call for assistance to dispose as the amount
was quite, well, plentiful
have ready, Lysol, Bleach, and space in a garage or exterior building for sorting
If you ever get a storage locker watch what you store, you could croak and embarass your children to no end.

GuitarPLYR
11-13-2006, 11:07 AM
Priceless!!!!!

mark
11-13-2006, 01:30 PM
ITS A BIRD!
ITS A PLANE!
NO! ITS SUPER****!

GreggFromJoisey
11-13-2006, 02:41 PM
OURSOOOOO band comes out as Steely Dan LOL :p

love2sing
11-13-2006, 09:49 PM
This is why I am so fond of cucumbers. They are edible, biodegradable, and they require no batteries. And if someone finds it, they just think you're into a high fiber diet!

GuitarPLYR
11-14-2006, 10:03 AM
This is why I am so fond of cucumbers. They are edible, biodegradable, and they require no batteries. And if someone finds it, they just think you're into a high fiber diet!


Hmmmm.....that seems like it would make for some interesting dressing on the salad once you are "finished" with it.... :eek:

GreggFromJoisey
11-14-2006, 10:40 AM
OK I think my boxer/briefs are ruined with THAT visual! ;)

mark
11-14-2006, 11:24 AM
Just don't use any chili peppers.

Never mind Lindsey Lohan calling Paris Hilton 'Fire Crotch'!

GreggFromJoisey
11-14-2006, 11:58 AM
neither one of those ho's does anything for me. I like non bulemic women!!! LOL :eek:

mark
11-14-2006, 12:04 PM
Paris, oh la la. She's hott! You can throw out all her money! I'll just settle for Les Mon Paris! If she's fire crotch then I have the fire hose! I'd extinguis-her! :p

GreggFromJoisey
11-14-2006, 12:26 PM
LOL then Mark's wife finds out and it becomes
Last Tango IN Paris The lawyers circle Mark like buzzards LOL!!!!

mark
11-14-2006, 12:39 PM
Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha! She knows I have the hotts for Paris.

Bob Geppardt
11-16-2006, 05:27 PM
You guys!!! :eek: Cucumbers, Paris Hilton, Hot Peppers? Oh No what have I gotten myself into here with you people. LOL


The saga has continued with the attack Dildo. It ended up in the middle school as someone pulled it out of the garbage in front of my house! Yes someone got grounded, but had to laugh at the sitch!

mark
11-16-2006, 05:38 PM
Better hope they didn't tell the whole school whose garbage they got it out of. :eek: I get a feeling April Lee is gonna have to go in for a Parent Teacher conference.

mark
11-20-2006, 12:06 PM
Someone actually threw it in the garbage to begin with? Geez! Talk about getting it in the can!!!!! :eek:




[QUOTE=The saga has continued with the attack Dildo. It ended up in the middle school as someone pulled it out of the garbage in front of my house! Yes someone got grounded, but had to laugh at the sitch![/QUOTE]

GreggFromJoisey
11-20-2006, 12:18 PM
Bob's gonna have to haul his spare "apparatuses" to another garbage site....Bob pulled over by the cops with a bag full of d*cks.
((Bob as Ralph Kramden)) "But officer homminna homminna"...LMAO!!!! :D